The Bitches are in the middle of a feud! Don’t be upset, everyone’s having one nowadays. They’ll be the only queens in history still able to produce a podcast while not talking. Daniel is desperate to make travel plans though he’s struggling to find somewhere where his gayness is legal. It could be worse, he could be going to the Dumpster Fyre Listening Festival. Max recovers from the Delaware Marathon by finally seeing Kylie Minogue in concert. But how dare every other gay in Washington DC be there? This is my special night! Then Besties discuss the culture wars taking place in the District as the weather finds itself caught between winter and spring. Good thing it’s too expensive to leave the house. Cheers!

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The Bitches are joining you in a moment of bonding and nostalgia, and are now in a moment of profound realization; did music peak between 2006 and 2012 thanks to MySpace? Daniel is recovering from a moment of woo, and by listening to the little voice in his head he found a moment of peace. Was it the universe or was it Lady Bird Johnson herself? Max is faced with the ultimate Coastal Grandma dilemma and turns to you, our loyal listeners, to ask the question, just what is the appropriate amount of leftovers to take with you from a party? Then the Besties, best described as uptight and fastidious, wonder whether or not spontaneity culture is well and truly over. But does that mean an end to the impromptu dinner party? Cheers!

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The Bitches are here to give you the full transatlantic culture experience by asking the hardest hitting question… Sherbet vs Sherbet? Don’t judge us, we’ve got plenty of time on our hands considering we’re the ONLY PEOPLE not cast in the new Avengers movie. Daniel is in the middle of Black Swan event in Washington DC and is far too busy and important to show tourists how to use the Metro. He should take time to smell the flowers, but the Cherry Blossoms are the bloody problem. Max is trying hard not to get into his head about everything but he is dipping into his memories about his experiences hitting the town last week. The Washington DC gay scene does not disappoint. Then the Besties discuss the topic that this very podcast is built on; not Gwyneth Paltrow, not Diane Keaton… it’s Martha Steward and Ina Garten. But will they reunite to scare Meghan Markle of their territory. Cheers!

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The Bitches are back, sitting here in their Juicy Couture tracksuits, asking hard hitting questions like; seal, beaver or mythological species? If you guessed Matinee Idol, you'd be correct. Thank goodness our shareholders are pro-DEI! Daniel believes he has finally found the missing link in his quest for the perfect non-alcoholic cocktail. It’s just a pity there'll be no restaurants left in DC to serve them. Max’ job search goes from bad to worse to a fabulous dinner party story with a tale that has left everyone gagged and gooped, even before the first part of the show. It could be worse, he could be trapped in Hong Kong like his parents. Then the Besties ask the question, are people too dick-stracted to listen to this podcast? With the news demons living rent free in their heads, how will they find new cultural roommates? Cheers!

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Crack out the Lorazepam because the Bitches are about to deliver a SOO-NAH-MEE of culture without spilling a drop of their dealcoholized wine. Tea is a different story. Daniel clearly doesn’t have enough MAYHEM in his life as he reviews Lady Gaga’s KILLAH new album, and ABRACADABRA he’s found his new GARDEN OF EDEN. At least he can DIE WITH A SMILE. Max does a mid season breakdown of the White Lotus, discussing how it’s found it’s new Tanya in Parker Posey and why Patrick Schwarzenegger’s penis is nothing compared to three privileged white women discussing politics. Then the Besties debate the difference between trends versus fads versus culture, as a looming crossover between Brat Summer and Coastal Grandmas could change the fate of Narnia forever. If the Witch offers you Turkish Delight, just say NEIGH!!! Pie-per Nooooowah. Cheers!

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These Bitches deserve an award, heck, we deserve all the awards. 2025 has been campaigning for every category of terrible but this week we bring you a truly wonderful episode. Is it the lack of drinking and mental health work, or was it the brewery full of daddies that inspired our hosts? Daniel Joan Melissa Rivers Bathsheba the Third is here to break down a stunning crop of Oscar dresses as Ariana Grande answers the age old question, if you had to pick a stunning dress or gorgeous shoes, what would you choose? The answer dear listener is both. Max goes on a rant about the cost of booze in DC bars (it’s a good thing he’s not drinking) but then asks the serious question, how much can they charge before they can no longer call themselves safe spaces? Where can a gay get a decently priced vodka soda in this town? Then the Besties give into temptation and break down the Oscars 2025, a ceremony that defied both gravity and honestly expectations, as it embraced diversity and community while reminding us that there is no place like home. Cheers!

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The cinematic epic that is 2025 continues and these Bitches are hoping for an intermission real soon. What we need is a jolly good celebrity death to distract us… oh whoops, we forget these things only come in packs of three. You get a death, and you get a death, and you get a death. Daniel somehow manages to use Madonna to describe his work situation, the only thing keeping him going is that we might finally discover what is under Orville Peck’s mask… is it the Queen of Pop herself? Shall we see? Max is officially Academy Awards ready thanks to magic of laxatives and spanx, and making a last ditch attempt to explain how the Oscars are more just a bunch of pretty people watching movies… they’re also rich. Then the Besties discuss Spring, nothing more, nothing less, and with light jackets stroll out into the city, admire the Cherry Blossoms and try and get excited about what is going to be a wonderful Summer. Cheers? At the end of an episode? Groundbreaking!

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The Bitches are exhausted already, and one of them isn’t even working right now. We are trying so hard to not talk about anything of meaning, but the news is affecting the culture, and NO ONE is above the culture. Well, except maybe our Lord and Savior Cynthia Erivo. Daniel reveals that he’s looking for new friends now that he’s no longer drinking. Sorry Dirty Martini but if he isn't interested then don’t chase him down on a different app. Max is a book of questions… What will his next job be? When is his next bowel movement? Why are there not more Isadora Ducans? Then the Besties ask if the nation’s capital is actually prepared to host World Pride (cough) Protest. J-Lo is ready and we’ve already manifested Madonna’s renaissance, perhaps Gaga and Beyonce are waiting by the telephone. The question is will they pick up? Cheers!

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These Bitches love you. We just wanted you to know that. We’re recording this on an incredibly tough day for multiple reasons that we plan to deal with head on..… that is once we’ve broken down Madonna’s career and discussed the lessons she could learn from Shirley Bassey and Cher. Daniel hits a milestone in his sober journey and celebrates by arriving to the studio in his fat jeans and not his fat fat jeans (his words, not mine). Max grapples with a truly huge life event but between Ina’s cookies and being called the Hugh Grant of the office (their words, not mine) he’s going to look at positives. What’s that happening over at Wicked Broadway? Then the Besties break down all the culture surrounding the Super Bowl. Only joking, that was complete rubbish, and we aren't even talking about the score. However, we do have a genuinely interesting and heartfelt conversation about how all this social upheaval is changing the dating scene. Never forget, someone loves you! Even if it's your right hand….cheers!

The Bitches are here, honest we are, we just haven’t been paying attention to the Zoom for the last couple of minutes…or hours…or maybe even days. Did someone say our name? Oh My Gawd! Did we just win best Country Music album? We're going to have to pull a page from Beyonce's book. Daniel is excited as his favorite world leader gains even more power. But it’s ok, Dame Anna Wintour has stated she wants you to dress for you. There is no sunglasses ban in sight. Those shoes on the other hand…. … . Max breaks down the Oscar controversy surrounding Emelia Perez; mourning the loss of a story that needed to be told but celebrates the rise of a worthy contender. It's like watching a Supreme rise (IYKYK). Then the Besties celebrate the return of culture as the Mother Grammy mothers us in the most motherly way possible. Taylor squeezes a cheek and finds space for Wicked, Sabrina delivers pure Gold(ie Hawn) and Benson Boone ( whomever he is) gets tongues a wagging. Cheers!

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