Is it a bitch? Is it a plane? No, it’s Chris F**king Martin! Faster than a speeding bullet, culture cultured so quickly it was a fricking Go-gurt. Daniel sees the return of a pussy named Karma and chooses to fight the oligarchy by turning a blind eye. If they need help then they have Chat GPT. Max finally gets his taste of summer as he leaves the cinema and actually has a real experience… even if the coconuts are fake. Then the Besties pick themselves off the floor as they get their heads around Coldplay being back in the culture. The internet is a cruel mistress and has not turned a blind eye to the shenanigans of a certain CEO and quite frankly we’re here for it. And it’s Gwynnie P adjacent! Cheers!

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The Bitches are giddy with joy as they find themselves in the middle of a culture war, there are heroes on both sides… only joking, we’re the good guys, nuff sed! But seriously, when is too soon to start mocking the fallen? Daniel comes to the reincarnation of Princess Margaret, at least that would explain his luck with men. Does this angel have to meet every devil in DC? Max plays it safe and spends the week in the cinema, enjoying the company of redeemed robots, dancing accountants and aliens protecting the American dream. Hey buddy, eyes up here, on the silver screen. Then the Besties discuss the new reiteration of Superman that has hit theaters and explore why people are only just realizing that a character almost a century old has the values that we should be aspiring to. As the planet enters its Supervillain era will their henchmen finally realize they have the power to send them packing?

question whether or not 2025 craziness was written in the stars and, as we hit the halfway point of the year, are we able to start getting things back to close to normal… ish? Cheers!

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The Bitches are coming to you live from July 4th and it may surprise you that they are feeling a bit MEH about the whole thing. Hopefully a good old catchup will do them some good, it’s just a damn pity everything is so quiet… until DC turns into a warzone. Daniel is bracing himself for a trip to visit his mother and his bestie is here for him… to take plenty of notes because this is going to be delicious content. Max is slowly feeling himself come back to life on a professional level but that doesn’t mean he can’t still be the perfect host, graciously asking his guests to GTFO! Then the Besties question whether or not 2025 craziness was written in the stars and, as we hit the halfway point of the year, are we able to start getting things back to close to normal… ish? Cheers!

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The Bitches are back in your ears so finish your conversations and silence your phones… unless you're telling people about the podcast and listening to us on your phones. Mothers, hide your daughters, Daniel is hot, sweaty and when it comes to removing clothes the limit does not exist. Luckily he found his dignity when it came to handling Lady Bird Johnson’s personal… correspondence. Max may be celebrating ten years since getting engaged but that doesn’t stop him getting ghosted by professional contacts. Oda Mae, we need you girl for these job applications. Then the Besties question why it is that manners and common sense don’t seem to travel well. They promise to be perfect guests… if their budgets ever stretch beyond a DC pool party. Cheers!

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You join the Bitches squatting amidst a trifecta of events; one of them is very much about them and another is there for their support only. A third can take several seats in another establishment, thank you very much, unless you want to join for gay guys having a vegetarian BBQ. Daniels dreams of moving to England and running MI-6 are scuppered by the announcement of the new boss. What will he do with all these Judi Dench pashminas? Max finds himself conflicted of Jamie Lloyd’s decision to stage Evita’s iconic balcony scene to the masses. How far can you take art before you’ve completely forgotten your audience? Then the Besties sit down to discuss the importance of having a friend, especially if you’re Jenna Bush Hager. Is the daughter of THAT president seriously going viral as her breakfast show embraces diverse and minority culture? Cheers?

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The Bitches are sitting here, in Washington DC, not sure what the hell is going on around them. Can they just request that it ends at a decent hour because their beds are calling. Daniel channels his inner Bernadette Peters and discusses the queer culture that shone out from this years Tony Awards. Confused by gays on Broadway? Clearly you had to have been there. Max cleansed himself from the hedonism of Pride by surrounding himself with women of a certain age… God bless you Sarah Millican, but are you a late bloomer or eager beaver? Then the Besties discuss if this truly is a Mon Mothma summer as we live out Star Wars the Interactive Experience. What film was it where Ina Garten-Kenobi makes a glass of wine magically appear and enjoys it surrounded by plenty of… space! Cheers!

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The Bitches are joining you from a slightly dishevelled Diane Keaton Podcast Studio and Haberdashery after a rather fabulous Pride Party. Is that noise of the Hubs cleaning in the background, or are they scraping the bottom of the barrel for the news this week? Daniel emerges from a week filled with battlefields, patriotism and diamond tiaras. He’d loved to talk to us about it, just maybe not at the urinal. Max is entering the world of interviewing but struggling with the difficult questions like, “what did you think of Andor?” He may be a nice cool glass of sparkling Dairy Milk to calm down. Then the Bitiches discuss World Pride in Washington DC and celebrate a weekend of Queer Joy! Talking of Queer Joy, have you seen the Wicked For Good trailers yet? Cheers!

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The Bitches are welcoming you to #PrideMonth and #WorldPride, which is a joke because apparently we can’t even introduce you to the podcast. Please forgive us for this s**t-show (not that forgiveness is hard in America). Daniel returns victoriously sober from a birthday with alcohol but is forced to give the spotlight back to Taylor Swift. She owns us Daniel, she owns EVERYTHING! Max returns from a weekend with the in-laws, surviving his first wedding sober but plenty of tea was served. At least he can say, hand on heart, THAT HE IS NOT THE FATHER! Then the Bitches are forced to begin this most holiest of months by turning on one of our greatest icons, Miss Patti LuPone as she goes after the new Supreme, Audra McDonald. It’s going to be a long June ladies! Cheers!

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The Bitches are here and serving you c**t from the start. Don’t judge (that’s our job), we’re in the perfect storm of family and weddings and birthdays, oh my! Give us lions and tigers and bears any day. Woof! Daniel is prepping for a birthday weekend of selfcare, wellbeing and just a little bit of indulgence. It’s getting him World Pride Body Ready, but just what exactly is he ready for? Max is bereft as he finds himself in a world without Andor, can Disney hurry up and release MORE content please? At least let us know who the new X-Men are. Then the Besties discuss alcohol, not so much giving it up but how do you let it back into your life but under new terms? And for those going down this Yellow Brick Road… we’re here for you. Cheers!

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The Bitches find you as a couple of meteorological messes, with one of them a sweaty mess from some high temperature runs, and the other a soaking mess from a summer storm. Well, at least we’re damp. Daniel questions what artist’s do with their lyrics now that Ozempic has sent their waistlines straight to their chests. Max asks the age old question, do Republicans watch Star Wars and think “are we the Empire?” I know Britain does when it watches the Eurovision Song Contest. Then the Besties contemplate the state of culture when we celebrate films like Wicked, based on a stage show… with a live show. We wish they put that energy into releasing Bridgerton. Cheers!