Cultural Threeway

The Bitches are here. They’re barely breathing but they are here, madly searching for culture through the forest of crazy. Too many trees. How can we possibly stay on top of culture while ignoring current events? Daniel marks a milestone with his not-drinking as his sober period officially becomes a daddy and he’s here with a delicious mocktail that doesn’t break the bank. Max survives his office roller skating party and finds solace in his Pamela Anderson Vegan cookbook to help his body stay healthy, even if his mental health is caput. Who needs a brain? Then the Besties find comfort in the smaller things in life and discuss what has been giving them those moments of pleasure… disgusting, get your head out of the gutter! And cheers!

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The Bitches are here, so put your manly hands in ours as America enters its Mojo Dojo Casa House era. Are you Kenough to do that? Both have had the weeks that “those relatives” said couldn’t POSSIBLY happen. Surprise, surprise. Daniel decides to experiment with a curry. As he distracts with some indulgences he unintentionally and accidently takes the pair on an emotional journey regarding goats. Max finally has the Oscar nominations so he can validate his cinematic choices from last year. How easy was that? More surprises, it turns out amazing films do not make for an interesting battle. Then the Besties reflect on how they’ve been distracting themselves as everyone forgets their morals; we’re putting our face masks and cucumbers on first, people, and then we’re coming for you. Cheers!

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If you’re listening to this then the world hasn’t ended… YET! The Besties are holding everyone tightly in the safest of spaces as we prepare for an America that doesn’t want them. Sucks to be you because we aren’t going anywhere. Daniel gets an offer he can’t refuse, that chance to have a boyfriend by St. Valentine's Day. Doesn’t sound weird AT ALL so is he being an asshole looking a gift horse in the mouth? Max spends the week at the movies, peanut butter shortbreads in hand as The Last Showgirl opens his heart and The Brutalist opens his mind to a return to a more traditional cinema. Then the Bitches check their double standards at the door as they discuss what happens when you post your feelings on the internet and you don’t quite get the reaction you were looking for. Well, at least you tried. Cheers!

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The Bitches find themselves with an impossible episode as everything they worship burns to the ground as they brace for more snow. Can they find the beauty or at least the bitchiness from the ashes. At least the frozen ground will stop that c**t Anita Bryant rising from the grave. Daniel saw Zendaya and that was it so begins an exciting new stage of his mocktail journey as he moves towards a healthier lifestyle… now others will be safe from his hangovers. No more wire hangers for him. Max moves into the credit card stage of his daddy transitional journey, just in time for pre-pre-summer 1. Now he gets how it feels to be Richard Gere. Then the Besties discuss a different type of Golden Globes that looks to be the start of very, umm er, unique awards season, not that the gays are allowed to judge anymore. Cheers!

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IT’S OUR 100TH EPISODE! The Bitches thought it would be a good idea to mark the end of the Holiday season with a celebration, but completely forgot who they are and are already exhausted a few days into the new year. Daniel battles his way through the snow to deliver a PSA on skin care during the cold weather… someone’s heart grew three sizes last year. Max is planning his return to the DC gay scene and asks the universal question of every pass around party bottom… Am I the ass-hole? Then the Bitches do what everyone is doing this week, they’re circling back and looking over the last couple of years, reflecting on the culture and the stories that have got them damp with excitement. Cheers!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR LADIES! The Bitches have somehow found their way through a sitcom worthy Christmas and the wandering in the Twixmas wilderness to deliver the last recording of 2024. Anything to avoid any more cooking. Daniel sits us down to discuss the true War on Christmas. But what side are you on; FedEx or the unwashed masses? Max breaks down the latest twists in the life of our generation's cultural icon, Blake Lively. Be nice, who else is he going to worship? Jesus? Then the Besties take a moment to reflect on 2024; the successes, the things that could have gone better and the glorious chaos in between, setting goals to reduce the level of Dumpster Fire that will be 2025. We hope y’all join us. A (zero alcohol) cheers to you!

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Merry Christmas you Filthy Animals! The Bitches are here to give you a sprinkle of joy this Christmas Day. Think of us like family you can switch off, even though that would be totally homophobic and you’d be totally cancelled. Best to dial in and keep us on. Daniel is done for the year and excited to be a lady of leisure, but if Taylor gets a party from Travis, then why doesn’t he? Your move Mr. Kelce. Max battles the Christmas blues and New Year anxiety by giving into joy and breaks down the Netflix Holiday UniKeller. It's shear madness with the very Vanessa Hudgens of it all. Then the Besties tuck into a mince pie and discuss what makes a perfect Holiday movie, and one of them reveals their link to this year's K-Chen offering. Glad tidings to you and yours!

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The Bitches take a break from the final stages of Christmas planning to discuss whether or not it’s too early to get into the festive spirit… I know, I know, but we never said living with us was going to be easy. Daniel is trying to finish this work year with dignity and grace but if his colleagues continue to test him he’s going to end up getting visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve. Max does a very un-English thing and opens up about his feelings… well, his feelings regarding tea-making practices, and bravely reveals that his asbestos fingers letting him squeeze his own tea bags. Then the Besties hold back from discussing the end of Taylor’s tour (too much) to focus on the Luigi on everyone’s lips… but are abs and a winning smile really proving to be a get out of jail free card. And cheers to Miss Brenda Lee!

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The Bitches are getting into the ho-ho-holiday spirit, it’s more about spreading joy than spreading legs, but just how do go about addressing those envelopes without causing an international incident. Daniel arms himself with a bag of oranges to defend himself against office flu and he’s prepared to go full Apple Martin to prevent himself getting sick before his Paris debut. Max has sent the parents back to England after two weeks of pure Americana Christmas, but if he didn’t take them to a single gay bar does that mean he's on the naughty list? These two have never been the best gays. Then the Besties pump up the jam on the Christmas celebrations and preparations; they’ve been everywhere from the zoo to the White House, wrapping themselves up like presents because it’s BLOODY FREEZING! Cheers!

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The Bitches are back and SO ARE MAX’S PARENTS, ready to give their very British opinion on all this USA, including Turkey Day and this disturbing trend of not drinking… kill the witches indeed. Daniel celebrates his own personal holiday, Lady Bird Ascension Day. What is it about great women defying gravity? It’s as if men don’t have the balls, or head, all of a sudden? Max has been cooking up such a storm in the kitchen, he could have sent a small Kansas girl to Oz. I’ll deal with you later love, I have to get a feast on the table by 3PM. Then the Bitches, parents in tow, head to see the Wizard and FINALLY give their review for Wicked, a movie that defies not just gravity, but EVERYTHING as it becomes a cultural phenomenon in its own right. We don’t need a common enemy, we just need some queer coded witches. Cheers!

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