Cultural Threeway

The Bitches have truly given up fighting the fight; Politics is the culture of the week. Though honestly, what is there to discuss? Or better yet, not to discuss. Ok, maybe whether or not a politics themed bar in DC is the dumpster fire we need. It's all fun and games until you give a twink a gavel. Daniel survives and thrives in a busy work week (thank you martinis). Though it didn’t leave him in the billionaires club; he is still living his Coastal Grandma fantasy… it's just a pity it’s Grey Gardens. Cat giblets or pate anyone? Max continues to pay tribute to the greatest of Coastal Grandma cooks (cough, Dame Ina Garten) as he takes a Thanksgiving in Summer theme and runs with it. Is that meat cats and dogs or are you just that skilled at preparing Tofu. How good is that? Then the Besties reflect on their beliefs and ask the hard question, will Wonder Woman and Taylor Swift entering the ring truly affect the outcome of this election? GO VOTE!

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The Bitches temporarily stepped away from the Virginia wineries and are back in the Diane Keaton Haberdashery and Podcast Studio; their little slice of burnt orange heaven. Who’s even thinking about wearing white after Labor Day when we have all these Autumnal shades to pick from? Daniel is torn between performing for his fans or appearing at the VMAs, or is he just trying to pick a nice pair of pajamas… it’s a real Sophia Petrillo’s Choice. Max’ Daddy Transitional Phase gains momentum as he spends an afternoon in the suburbs playing card games and then completes some First Aid training. Mouth to mouth anyone? Now he can save a life… if he so chooses. Then the Besties explore some Gay Math; are we being priced out of culture, can two bottoms make a top, and does a Democrat and a Republican combined make a moderate? Answers after a glass of wine. Cheers!

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The Bitches are bent over, lubed up and ready to take in some new energy. Summer makes a brief attempt at a last minute apology tour, but it’s just a little too late. You’ve had your chance, we need to move on. Can everyone else smell the spiced apple or are we having a stroke? Daniel’s dating life has become working out who’s a fake profile and who’s a real profile (with a fake personality). Max goes to ground (and full Americana) as he explores some breweries and brews to a soundtrack that ISN’T Taylor Swift.( Gay gasp!) Then the Besties discuss the latest DC scandal; the shocking TikTok reviews of its food scene. Apparently it relies too much on alcohol. DC? Shocking! And on that note, CHEERS!

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The Bitches are fatigued after a week of politics that has left them feeling betrayed and bewildered and that’s just over Taylor Swift not showing up. That hasn’t stopped her being in the culture though. Daniel is truly the modern man trying to have it all; juggling family drama, an over enthusiastic Grindr hookup, all while making sure he looks demure. Max takes a break from life’s stresses by watching some female soccer in the August sun, and is rewarded by having to spend the week looking like he’d been broiled. Lobster anyone? Then the Bitches have an intervention over Gen Z intervening with their intervals… sorry kids, we just need to pee. Cheers!

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The Bitches comes to you in a state of Olympic withdrawal, but there’s still plenty of culture so don’t even be thinking of Raw-Dogging this week (we’re looking at you straights and one weather man in particular). There’s no gold medal for being boring or even bronze for that matter. Daniel will not be doing a Tom Daley and exiting stage left as he has a fairly productive week at work. The secret to his success might be a cheeky New Zealand candy. Max finds his beloved film industry in chaos as Joaquin Phoenix becomes the first straight male ever to come under fire for leaving a gay role and Blake Lively, well, wears florals for a sensitive subject… controversial. Then the Besties embrace the cooler weather and think about the end of year but don’t worry, summer hasn’t received a cease and desist from Celine Dion, it’s heart will go on. Cheers!

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The Bitches finally have an excuse to be as bitchy as they possibly can be as they emerge from a truly horrendous week. Clouds may have silver linings, but they also come with a lot of rain… especially from Florida. Daniel’s basement is flooded, literally! At least he’s not on the receiving end of some drag-wrath. Max and the Hubs say goodbye to a very special friend but there’s no time for Sad Oompa Loompas here, just a celebration of the Olympic Sisterhood. Then the Besties open their arms to embrace America’s new dad, but can Tampon Tim bring everyone back to the dinner table? Cheers!

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The Bitches are here with a feast of culture worthy of Dionysus. But don’t worry, this is no Last Supper, anyone with an education knows that. Daniel has recovered from a week of being under the weather with so much energy he’s booked a trip to London and Paris, anything to get into Tom Daley’s knitwear. Max had been caring for a sick family, but feed a cold, starve a fever and the spirit of Ina has driven him to make a PB&J Cheesecake…and blast some ABBA because we have some calories to burn. Also Waterloo is the way to wellness. Then the Besties stand on the right side of history as they celebrate the Outsider Excellence that dominates the Paris Olympics. The runway is yours so prance my queens… PRANCE AND WIN! Cheers!

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The Bitches are less bitchy this week as for the first time this Brat Summer. There’s a definite feeling of hope in the air. Is it too soon to get excited for Fall? Daniel, aka Kathleen Turner, becomes the ultimate Pillow Princess as he takes to his bed for a week. He says he’s sick; we call it perverted. How naughty is that? Max heads to Western New York for Rochester Pride and finds himself tempted by the Devil’s Threeway… him, great food, and cheap beer! How delicious is that? Then the Besties polish their rings and head to Gay Paris for the Olympics. They’re not competing, but if the Irish Rugby Team needs help testing the anti-sex beds, then we most certainly volunteer as tribute. Cheers!

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The Bitches are NOT DEAD, unlike celebrities which seemed to be dropping like flies at the moment. It’s a good thing that we have a new friend Muffy joining us on the third mic. Daniel regrets taking a sleep aid before the episode ( but maybe not as much as the listeners) as he attempts to deliver one of the crazier news weeks. Is Tyra Banks really opening an ice cream shop in Washington DC or is he just dreaming? Max is doing all he can to avoid getting canceled. Maybe he should just pause the podcast to watch some more sports like all the other celebrities. Or he should rewatch Return of the Jedi for the first time with glasses. Then the Besties, and Muffy, try to butch it up and discuss the recent abundance of sport, but it suddenly becomes all about the fashion, the daddies in the crowd, and the fast approaching Fall season. Put that cream colored cardigan down, we’re still in a heat wave. Cheers!

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The Bitches are here and do not fear, we’re here to explain the very things you can’t be bothered to Google. This week’s edition? The Preacher’s Daughter gone bad. Where’s Joanna Lumley when you need her. Oh year, classing it up at Wimbledon! Daniel gives us a PSA on red flags during dating, all jokes aside, listen to your elders because this bitch could save your life. Max is Shelly Duvall! Only joking, he’s alive but if the Euro 2024 England team have their way he’ll be in an early grave. Then the Besties briefly touch on global politics (nothing gets us damper than progression in progress) but in truth we just want to discuss the United States of Daddyland and the double standards of sexuality. Let’s hope a sorority isn’t listening, they might have us kicked out. Cheers!

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