Cultural Threeway

The Bitches are extra bitchy because they’ve been woken up early for a Wednesday recording and could have used the extra beauty sleep. Not to worry darlings, we have an abundance of news. What’s abundance? It’s a disco in a bakery! Daniel is resplendent in all the news surrounding the MET gala. They say take the last thing off and, oh look, it appears his week is returning. Max is surrounded by death this week, luckily his favorite mystery series has been cast. (Finally!) Don’t worry, if it all goes wrong, he can drag up and bus it across the country. Then the Besties sit down and ask the question… wait, will asking questions get us canceled? Cheers!

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The Bitches are fresh from a weekend in the country, living their best Coastal Grandma dreams with what feels like bottomless white wine. How good is that? Sadly, reality is a cruel mistress but luckily we have a podcast to complain about it. Daniel is attempting to navigate a major life change, but the other idiots on the road are forcing him to choose violence… or an Aperol Spritz (it's really the same thing). Max’ week left him with an eye like the Emperor Palpatine (seeing is overrated) but he’s finding life in news stories celebrating amazing women we are not worthy of. Then the Besties pour themselves a glass of Rosé (so gay) and experience that marathon of emotions that is Taylor Swift’s epic new album, Tortured Poets Society. There's no surprise there with these Swifties other than who is she ACTUALLY singing about?!?!? Cheers!

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CHA..CHA..CHA…CHANGE IS IN THE AIR! Funny how that happens in the Spring. Could it be the eclipse? (Where’s Bonnie Tyler?) Could it be the crazy wind? (Anyone seen Mary Poppins?) Who knows? But some things remain the same. We’re still Bitches, we still have opinions, and it turns out a few of our listeners do too. Daniel has some very late breaking exciting news, so we raise a glass of a libation that is four parts fizz and one part c**t (just how he likes it). Max has a lot of opinions on TikTokers, which is totally ironic when you consider his film reviews are on the same platform. (Thirsty much?) Then the Besties get the conversation started as we debate whether or not the Golden Age of the Parent is over and do the Kardashian’s really owe their fame to a White Ford Bronco rather than Kim and spanx? Cheers!

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This could quite possibly be one of our favorite episodes. We’re not even joking. Inspired by Queen Bey, the Bitches dare to act like adults (a novel concept)… and it pays off! You’re welcome listeners. Daniel succumbs to the Cowboy Carter effect, arriving to the recording studio side saddle and resplendent in a rhinestone Zara Stetson… but is he only with her so he can get to Miley? Max finally gives in to his husbandly duties, gets off his knees, and takes his first steps towards First Lady. (Jackie O would be proud) In the meantime, he cooks up an Easter lunch that inspires a new religion. Then the Besties break with the usual format and invite the Hubs to join them for some mass-debating as they discuss stories of substance abuse and hate speech that threaten the LGBTQ+ community. Cheers!

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It’s a SUPERSIZED EPISODE and we’re giving you both length and girth. Brace for it. The podcast turns 60 and quite honestly, these Bitches are feeling their age. After this week we don’t so much need an energy boost… as much as we need a resurrection. Still, miracles do happen and we managed to produce a delicious episode, just for you. Eat up. Daniel is one big Hot Mess Express as his shenanigans send him from one disaster to another. Fortunately, cocktails make everything look classy (knock off is fine). Max comes in two weeks too late with his thoughts on Capote’s latest cinematic outing. Perhaps his latest recipe can be roast swan? Does anyone know if it's cooked on 420? The one glimmer of hope this Easter episode was Queen Bey herself and the Americana realness that is Cowboy Carter. And because this is such a culture moment we have some extra special guests. Cheers!

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The Bitches are back and so is Princess Kate (in a manner of speaking), and Mama England is having none of y’alls foolishness. Let’s just say the sweater game is on point. Daniel tries to explore why men are men but gives up (we can’t know all the secrets of the universe) and celebrates icon Annie Leibovitz instead. Max has gone full Coastal Grandma and is finally wearing glasses, which means he can see that the original Red Power Ranger is a giant douche (desperation isn’t a good look on anyone). Then, with the Cherry Blossoms and Easter making rather early appearances, the Besties ask the question, is it too soon to start setting summer intentions? Pass around the sunscreen, order a pina colada, thumb through your summer thriller, and get Beach Body ready. Cheers!

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Join the Bitches as they aimlessly wander the Post-Oscars Cultural Wasteland. You may need some sunscreen. There is a beacon of hope as Olivia Rodrigo appears to be serving c**t and Plan-B at her concerts. Now that’s a combination we can all get behind! Daniel has big news about Michelle Visage and RuPaul universe, but has no time for TikTok Twinks trying to rain on Mother’s parade. Max’ week begins by walking in on a coffee-related crime scene and ends it by getting Fizzy Knickers over a bartender. Then the Besties have a quick gossip about Kate Middleton as she joins the ranks of Carmen Sandiego, Waldo, and I Spy. Where the f**k is she? Does Cousin Jenna have a clue? And just how does Marni Nixon fit into all of this? Cheers!

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The Bitches are lubed, plucked, and sinched to within an inch of their life for the Great Cultural Reset that is the Oscars. But before they can get to that, a bunch of gays have drama over at Netflix (groundbreaking), so I guess some things will never change. Daniel lets us know his true feelings about people that use Comic Sans, and it very well might result in a Glasgow Kiss. Max has had a week, but finds comfort in the small things. Such as the Whole Foods musical choices (you too may want that playlist) and completing a 30 second task he put off for a month. Then the Besties get together over some Monday Mocktails to discuss the Oscars, the awards, the fashion and, please, for the love of God, just a couple of surprises. Cheers!

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The Bitches are fresh from a day of adulting, so be warned as you know things are about to get ridiculous. Girl Scout Cookie anyone? We’re fresh out of Thin Mints, but we have a curious Australian Rosé that’s not quite out of this world. Did it send us flying? Maybe. Daniel mourns the loss of his idol Iris Apfel, but takes comfort in knowing Shane Gillis bombed on SNL. These are the moments that make life worth living. Max gets in some queue related dramas that result in the use of a bad word the likes of which he's never uttered before… #Very British Problems. Then the Besties enter a world of pure imagination as they discuss the Glasgow Willy Wonka Meth Lab Experience and wonder if we’re witnessing the “in front of my salad” of our generation. Cheers!

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Between a lack of Taylor Swift (where has she gone?!) and too much adulting in the real world, the Bitches are having a week. Can Elton just go ahead and make our lives into a musical and have Vanessa Williams star as the titular role? Daniel joins a certain Backwoods Barbie (cough, Aunt Dolly), in congratulating Queen Bey on her success in the country music charts. Max embraces his John Waters side and spends a night with Peaches Christ and Mink Stole (oh my). He soon realizes now more than ever that we need to celebrate our Queer legends and culture. Then the Besties break down the elevated Sci-Fi looks being served at the Dune premiere by the effervescent cast and ask the question, is the Barbie effect here to stay or will it all explode? Cheers!

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