Cultural Threeway

The Bitches have their biggest studio audience yet (Oprah look out) and whereas most would be trying to make a good impression, we just descend into utter chaos (format be damned!). Daniel is all about the lists this week as he prepares to read 2024 for filth. Be warned no one is safe. Max’ experiments in baking results in a cookie so bad it tests their friendship. Then the Besties grab their favorite Nigella cocktail as they defend Tay-Swiz, slow clap Mariah Carey, consider the state of the film industry, and educate the masses on gonorrhea… Oh yes, we get niche, but we do it with our unique ‘rizz’.. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

The Bitches have avoided a society scandal by emerging from their turkey and pointing fingers at the culprit… THE HOLIDAYS! Daniel plays mother and gets everyone into the spirit of the season by serving a classic winter warmer with some Southern sass. Max is left shooketh when British cultural institution Doctor Who regenerates with even more queer representation. Then the Holly Jolly Besties have a natter about their favorite season and discuss everything they need to make this a very Merry Christmas. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

Grab a slice of strawberry pie and join the Bitches as they take a red and wild road trip to revisit the gay cult camp classic To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar. Thanksgiving is a time for family, including the ones that we make, even if it’s through bonds forged on the open road and maybe an attempted, but well deserved, murder. Daniel questions why no one is celebrating the statuesque glory that is Stockard Channing, even though she proves to not be a believable victim. Max wonders if everyone can hear the music or if it’s just him during the make over sequence. Either way he feels the need to dance. Then the Besties look beyond the dated jokes and questionable gender identity to explore why a queer film like this is so important to the culture. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

Thanksgiving is here with all its top energy and your favorite Bitches couldn’t be more grateful for their lovely listeners. Daniel is pushed to the limits at work and is forced to use a Gwyneth Paltrow level curse…with all the class of Ralph Feines. Max runs a marathon but the true story of resilience comes from being forced to stay in the Hotel California (sex work is work but not in the next room). Then the Besties enjoy a Fall Margarita as they discuss Turkey Day, what it means to them and how much they’re looking forward to a jolly good stuffing. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

We are celebrating our 40th episode with a massive dong of an episode. So lube up, hit those poppers, breathe, and say a prayer because we’re going balls deep. Daniel is serving the first Christmas tea of the season and it’s a scandal of biblical proportions (Mary and Joseph could never). Max debates what’s worse, mean gays on vacation or his mum refering to someone’s “pinchable bottom.” Then the Bitchy Besties get caught in the middle of the Battle of Blonde ambitions as Brit Brit and Taylor bare their souls through two very different mediums. Cheers!

The Bitches are back and eager to prove that there’s more to culture than the Eras concert movie. Daniel reveals he's been flat on his back (his natural state). Max picks a side in the battle that has divided the country and joins Gwyneth Paltrow in her war against Nepo babies. Then the Besties are joined by some very special guests. Max’s mother gives a scathing review of Taylor and Travis, while Dad reveals what the two countries can learn from each other. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

The Witches With… Weirds(?) are taking Halloween off to be gay, do crime, and get up to mischief. As a treat (or trick), we break down Disney’s Hocus Pocus. Daniel declares this film safe because it contains Bette Middler, but other side effects may include time jumps, mass dancing hysteria, and being irresistible to men. Max tries not to overthink a kids film, but he over-thinks a kids film. Then the Besties break down this camp classic and ask the question, who the f**k names their child Thackery? Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

The Bitches are back and eager to prove that there’s more to culture than the Eras concert movie. Daniel is back in the kitchen mixing some cocktails with some biblical inspiration (arks not included). Max begins the episode announcing a Silver Alert but he forgot to check the Wegmens. Then the Besties discuss the greatest culture of all, cinema and whether some blonde ambition has saved it. Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

It's 10pm on a Saturday night and the Bitches are giving up all these amazing parties just to bring you the content that has you screaming “Please, Stop!” Daniel has some absolutely fabulous news, or at least fabulously adjacent. Max finally explains a mystery that has kept his co host up at night. Then the Besties, fresh from the theater, break down the concert movie everyone is genuinely talking about… but, remember dear listeners, this is not a Taylor Swift podcast! Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

The Bitches are here to celebrate Coming Out Day, be yourself, just don’t be a twat. Daniel doesn’t care if you're a big spoon or a little spoon, just don’t do it on the National Mall. Max has a gagged it will leave you so gooped it will split your c**t into two. Then the Besties bake up some tasty treats and ask the question, are Taylor and Travis Fall? Cheers!

Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards?utm_source=linktree_profile_share