As the Dog Days of Summer reach their Silly Season, the Bitches lube up and pull a glorious show out of their asses. Daniel has his mind set on one thing, the big D…you know, DIVORCE. Max’s news of the week brings the mood down… BOOTS. Then the Besties decide to go blonde to discuss a pair of icons, but will this hair transformation get them canceled? Cheers!

It’s been so stormy in DC, even Beyoncé couldn’t keep the Bitches from getting moist. Max explains why he’ll always pick Manson over Beaver. Daniel has had a week and only T-Swizz’ news has stopped him from becoming a true crime podcast. Then Max attempts to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade but Daniel persuades him to settle for Tarot. Cheers!

It’s a quiet week in the culture so the Bitches have no choice but to actually take some things seriously… or just give in to some cheap gossip (that’s more like it). Daniel wants the world to know that he has no time for your Tom-F**kery. Max finally admits multi-colored spandex made him gay. Then the Besties actually dip a toe into the world of politics by way of Broadway. We foresee a Tony Award. Cheers!

Having spent the week dodging summer storms the Bitches are here to continue exploring the cultural storm that is Barbie. Daniel doesn’t have a T-Swizz story, so he uses this extra time to finally cook for the Priest (was it manna from Heaven or was it condemned to Hell?). Max wonders why, if aliens can get their ships to this planet, can he not have a car with a working transmission. The dynamic duo do a pulse check on their hit of the summer (remember they found it first). Then the besties refocus their Kenergy away from all things pink to celebrate one of the Rainbow Mafia’s unsung heroes. Viva la Rosie!

It’s finally here, the week destined to define modern culture and even the Bitches weren’t prepared for what they experienced (pearls were certainly clutched). Daniel explains how Taylor Swift is single handedly saving America (as if we didn’t know that already). Max deep dives into the actor’s strike and explains the impact that it’s going to have on the entertainment industry. Then the besties break down the Barbenheim experience and the emotional journey these two vastly different movies took us on. Cheers!

Why is it that every time we say “I don’t think we have a lot to discuss this week” that we find ourselves handling the girthiest of episodes? A Pinot Blanc makes an enemy out of Daniel by not being honest about its buttery intentions (we were lied to). Max has opinions about your engagement announcement and enters the running for the Chrissy award. Then the besties finish a bottle or two of wine, hunker down and discuss everything under the sun, just so long as it’s not Barbie. Cheers!

It’s Independence Day, but will the besties be denied service for a sheet cake? Daniel struggles to find good news, but luckily never struggles to make a decent cocktail (praise be to Ina). Max finally makes a joke so horrendous that it has to be cut from the episode (blame Ina). Then the Bitches go on a deep dive of Lady Bird Johnson with help from a very special guest. Cheers!

Can you believe it, our little podcast turns 21 and is finally old enough to drink legally! Daniel returns safely from Stepford without spilling a drop of his martini. Max asks the question, is the Titanic Submersible the Baby Jessica of our generation. Then these ho-ho-hoes deep dives Christmas in July, pun very much intended. Cheers!

As Pride Month draws to a close the Bitches deep dive the cultural revolution that is The Birdcage. Daniel wonders whether this was the moment that Christine Baranski began her career as a gay icon. Max is forced to tone himself down as they discuss the dinner party, one of the funniest sequences in cinema history. Then the besties explore how a movie that features both a palimony agreement and a sexually explicit dinner service shaped them into the Bitches they are today. Cheers!

In support of the Writer’s Strike we promise that this week's episode is entirely unscripted. Daniel continues to recover from Pride but will he ever be the same again? Max’ weekend wedding getaway turns into a To Wong Foo nightmare. Then the besties deep dive the Tony’s and take a moment of joy as they celebrate achievement in the community. Cheers!