Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Bunny slopes, the Bitches are back and we demand to see the manager. Max invents a new type of white privilege in the form of a Golden Girls curse. It’s Holy Week so Daniel’s noony may as well have been behind a rock for three days. Then together the besties discuss their evening with the queen of British comedy, Sarah Millican, much to the disgust of the American’s in the audience. Cheers!

Every so often the Gay Gods bless us with culture that is worth losing half a day’s skiing over and we are here for it. After a busy week Daniel is living his best Apres life but will he be “blessed” with company? Max brings the mood down and even shows some emotion as he pays tribute to British drag legend Lily Savage. Then the pair strap on their skis and head for the bunny slopes as they discuss the story with even less substance than ones of Gwyneth’s diet plans. Cheers!

Can you Adam and Eve it, we have an audience this week and unless someone pays the ransom they’ll be with us for the entire episode. Freed from his ice-cube only diet Daniel has the energy to find THREE good news stories from the LGBTQ community. Alternately Max doesn’t see any irony in bitching about gay influencers on a public podcast. Then they pair discuss a story that will leave you gagged and GOOPED but you’ll have to wait until the end because it’s all downhill from there. Cheers!

It’s the sixth installment of Bitches With Beards franchise so warm up those Silkwood showers, you’re gonna need one after this. Daniel didn’t find Jesus but Jesus found him… three times. Max is left speechless after these revelations but bravely powers through and finds opinions on EVERYTHING! Then the Bitches discuss the Oscars and like true Coastal Grandmas get every name wrong. Cheers!

As we eagerly await a certain songstress to make a comment about Tennessee we give you episode five to pass the time. Max pays tribute to the greatest of British icons that you’ve never heard of. Daniel says some things but let's face it we all just want his latest confessional about the Priest. Then the bitches finally discuss the Lifetime Original Movie series of events that led to the cultural touchstone that is this podcast. Cheers!

It’s a brand new episode of the only podcast that smells like mother’s kisses. Daniel’s dating life continues to sound like a Sondheim song and judge(ing) is definitely on the menu. Max thinks he’s finally found the lesbian folk version of Monster Mash he’s been searching for. The Bitches then discuss the situation surrounding drag queens and keep the debate balanced… so long as you agree with everything they say. Cheers!

We’re back with a super-endowed third episode! Don’t forget to stretch because THIS…PODCAST…HAS…EVERYTHING! Max debates whether if critics can shit in the face of art, can art shit in the face of critics? Inspired by the Superb Owl Daniel gives us some good news from the world of sport. Then together they temporarily give up their dreams of being Coastal Grandmas and try out DC’s latest venue, Bunker. Cheers!

It’s Super Bowl week and, in a shocking twist, Daniel and Max have an opinion. Daniel breaks down Rihanna’s outfit in such a way you’ll never look at sleeping bags the same again. Inspired by all this glamor Max explains his foolproof plan to transition from Midwestern Mom to Coastal Grandma. Then together the pair host an impromptu awards ceremony to celebrate capitalism, but just who slaps who? Cheers!

It’s our premier episode and we’re straight(ish) out of the gate with the hard hitting topics. Max explains why it’s as if he never said goodbye, mainly because he spends ten minutes discussing his latest theater trip. Finally getting a word in edgeways Daniel asks the question, can the winner take it all if they’re not in the room. Then together they take on the one subject that can get them canceled before they’ve even begun. Cheers!

Have you ever had an opinion but are worried it will get you canceled? Max and Daniel aren’t so that’s why they started a podcast. Join us each week as we discuss everything that the rainbow light touches, whether it’s Daniel's latest read, Max’ latest recipe, or just the latest binge watch.

We’re the podcast that attempts to break down culture with all the elegance of two Coastal Grandmas. But in truth we’re just a couple of Bitches With Beards!