Cultural Threeway

With Max in England it’s been five full days since the Bitches have spoken so naturally they had to jump on a Zoom for a cheeky catch up. Daniel breaks down the Met Gala but has never been so uninspired by a string of pearls. Max finally reveals the musical he saw in London and all we can say is that it gave him a soggy bottom. Then the pair go deep on the coronation so if you’re not a fan of the monarchy then may we suggest a French podcast. Cheers!

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No sooner have the Bitches With Beards been reunited than yet again there’s an ocean between them. Max is returning to England for the first time in seven years but all he can think about is a meat pie. Daniel considers the shenanigans he can get up to for two weeks but is he a hoe if it generates content. Then it’s Max’ turn to take the hotseat as the Bitches deep dive into his love for American culture. Cheers!

The Bitches are back together again and they have a lot to catch up on to top up the Two Buck Chuck and hunker down until morning. Max reads Camilla Parker Bowles and her choice of Coronation menu to filth. Daniel comes to terms with coming second to a block cheese. Then it’s man overboard as the pair deep dive Daniel’s vacation and you know anything goes in international waters. Cheers!

It’s a very special episode of Bitches With Beards so prepare yourself for some frank discussions on adult subjects. Daniel is off on his holibobs but worries all the gays are actually on the Mauritania. Max is left bereft, wondering what he’ll do not just without his bestie but also the hubs. The pair decide the situation calls for a spot of speed dating so get ready to discover a little more about Daniel. Cheers!

It’s episode ten ALREADY, which definitely calls for plenty of drinks to keep the beer company’s on our side. Daniel can’t possibly enjoy his vacation until he knows that Tay-Swizz is being taken care of. Max is gay and tired but wants to know what you’re going to do about it. Then these two coastal grandmas reveal how relevant they are by doing a deep dive on a fifty year old musical. Cheers!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Bunny slopes, the Bitches are back and we demand to see the manager. Max invents a new type of white privilege in the form of a Golden Girls curse. It’s Holy Week so Daniel’s noony may as well have been behind a rock for three days. Then together the besties discuss their evening with the queen of British comedy, Sarah Millican, much to the disgust of the American’s in the audience. Cheers!

Every so often the Gay Gods bless us with culture that is worth losing half a day’s skiing over and we are here for it. After a busy week Daniel is living his best Apres life but will he be “blessed” with company? Max brings the mood down and even shows some emotion as he pays tribute to British drag legend Lily Savage. Then the pair strap on their skis and head for the bunny slopes as they discuss the story with even less substance than ones of Gwyneth’s diet plans. Cheers!

Can you Adam and Eve it, we have an audience this week and unless someone pays the ransom they’ll be with us for the entire episode. Freed from his ice-cube only diet Daniel has the energy to find THREE good news stories from the LGBTQ community. Alternately Max doesn’t see any irony in bitching about gay influencers on a public podcast. Then they pair discuss a story that will leave you gagged and GOOPED but you’ll have to wait until the end because it’s all downhill from there. Cheers!

It’s the sixth installment of Bitches With Beards franchise so warm up those Silkwood showers, you’re gonna need one after this. Daniel didn’t find Jesus but Jesus found him… three times. Max is left speechless after these revelations but bravely powers through and finds opinions on EVERYTHING! Then the Bitches discuss the Oscars and like true Coastal Grandmas get every name wrong. Cheers!