Cultural Threeway

The week has served c**t on so many levels. But unlike Ryan Murphy, these Swans are giving it to you 100% real. Ok, maybe more like 95% at best- but not a single feather is out of place. Daniel celebrates Greece legalizing same-sex marriage and goes in search of a Greek boy to spend his life playing leap frog with. He’ll be in Mykonos if you need him. Max attempts to break down the Wicked trailer in under a minute so he can go viral on the Tickety Tock (sorry, I mean Viiii-IIIII-iiiiii-aaaAAAaa-raaaaaaal). Green might be his color. Then the Bitches break down ALL the culture surrounding the Super Bowl and ask the question, have we witnessed the Time Square Kiss of our generation? Cheers!

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We’re almost there Bitches. The light is at the end of the tunnel. Just a couple more weeks of Taylor and Travis and then we’ll return to the regularly scheduled hardcore hetrosexual content you come here for. Daniel attempts to give the Priest some theological advice. But is it what he wants, what he really, really wants? (Zigg-a Zig- ahhh) Max wants to know when cooking hacks involving cheese will go the way of Dodo, which apparently isn’t a one way trip anymore. Who knew that science had become magic? Then the Besties discuss the greatest entertainment award in the culture; the dresses, the snubs, the shade…why yes, it’s Drag Race at 15, but does anyone have an announcement? Oh, and something about the Grammys. Cheers!

It’s the Bitches’ 52nd episode, which means we’ve been bitchin’ up the airwaves for a whole year! How are we celebrating? We’re recording from our brand-spanking-new Diane Keaton Podcast Studio and Haberdashery of course! Daniel, for the first time in forever, is struggling to discuss a one Miss Taylor Swift as things turn a little political. (Words simply seem to fail) Luckily he can find comfort in a glass of fizzy red. Max explores the HBO show Looking, celebrating its 10th anniversary and finally has proof that gay guys are the worst and ruin everything. (They really must be stopped). Then the Besties unravel a rather intensely homosexual news cycle; full of love, a little bit of heartbreak, and A LOT of stupidity. Cheers!

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Welcome back to the podcast where you find the Bitches caught in that weird time between their 50th and 1st birthday, swinging between ball games and ball gowns. My oh my! Daniel finally finds a kettle at his new job, which means he is now able to serve his office some much needed piping hot tea. Scalding ceylon anyone? Max finds himself under attack from some very petty Chiefs fans. Where’s the Bill’s Mafia when you need them? Can there be redemption at the bottom of a shot glass? Then the Besties discuss the controversial Oscar nominations and ask the question; did the Academy snub culture, or has culture snubbed culture? Cheers to that quandary!

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The Bitches are celebrating their 50TH… EPISODE THAT IS! That’s right, 50 episodes of talking absolute bollocks and Taylor Swift. Believe us when we say, this episode will not disappoint. Empowered by his recent EGOT, Daniel decides to stick it to the man and lead a rebellion of chunky knit sweaters. Diane Keaton was never more proud. Max has his loved ones more than a little concerned as he reveals the ungodly amount of movies he watched during his bachelor weekend. Worry not, interventions are in the works.. Then the Besties play mother as they serve piping hot tea about the culture they’ve discussed over the last 50 episodes and give their predictions for the next year. You know we’ll be right because mother knows best. Cheers!

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The Bitches have spent the week gagged, gooped, and frothing at the mouths to discuss the culture that the Golden Globes and Miss Taylor Swift provided (if some think the NFL cuts to her too much, then they haven’t heard this podcast- an intervention may be needed). Daniel breaks down all the gorgeous fashion and the homage to classic Hollywood couture. However, is celebrating the past a good enough reason to dress like Charlie Chaplin? *sips tea Max is finally allowed to let loose his predictions for the Academy Awards; if only his standards were always this high. The Bitches then ask the truly hard questions; who was Selena talking about, is France ready for a thirst trap PM, and what can’t you do with an electric hand massager? Cheers!

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It’s the first recording of the new year and the Besties are not ready for all the culture flying at their youthful faces. Who doesn’t like drinking from a fire hose? 2024 will definitely be a mood, maybe even two. Daniel has transformed into the Ina Garten of living a sober lifestyle, which he details for you while holding an extra strong mimosa. Max is prepared for a year of cinema like no other, but is already facing an existential crisis thanks to the Academy. Then the Bitches discuss their intentions (not resolutions) for the new year and have a surprisingly honest discussion about how they plan to build on perfection. Have they become gurus? Watch out Gwyneth…. Cheers!

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Happy New Year, Bitches! We don’t know what we’re more excited about, a new year or just the fact we survived the Holidays. To quote Taylor “Tis the damn season.” Daniel falls back into old habits, as his love for true crime is tested as the gays react to Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s release and a nerve seems to have been struck. Max has successfully watched every holiday movie made to date and wonders what Brandy piloting a solar powered hot air balloon has to do with Christmas? If only she had Whitney Houston as her guide. Then the Besties discuss their hopes and wet dreams for 2024 and we hope you’ll join us… trust us, we’re a cracking ride. Cheers!

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Happy Twixtmas! Though the Bitches have been busier than a twink in the Senate Hearing Room, they’re here to bring you the last episode of 2023. Daniel is wrapped in winter whites and deep into his Holiday vacation… The wine fridge has never felt so popular (top me off dear). Max is determined to expose the U.S. to a proper British Christmas…who wants to help him pull his cracker? Then the Besties get red carpet ready and present the Chrissie Awards, celebrating all the culture that has helped shape the first year of the podcast. Cheers and Happy Holidays!

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The Bitches are feeling butcher than ever after spending a Sunday watching the Bills game, searching for any sign of Taylor Swift. (She did rise and shine thrice for those who are counting…. Jenna). Daniel is all about the monochromatics as he takes one eye off Lady Bird Johnson (yellow) to wax lyrical about Duchess Kate’s (winter white) new fashion era. Max takes fusion food to the next level with the best of British Christmas meeting Upstate New York game day realness. (If only you were here…. how good was that?). Then the Besties partake in a nice bit of Bondage as they discuss all things 007, including the gay awakening that is a shirtless Pierce Brosnan. In case you are worried “The World is not enough” and these two will last as “Diamonds are forever.” Cheers!

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