You know that feeling you get when you sometimes just need to take a break, do your favorite self-care activity, and watch a movie about a guy who falls in love with a mannequin who may or may not be alive?

While the Millennial Spinsters might not know this exact feeling, watching the 1987 Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall blockbuster Mannequin was akin to a spa day for the mind after two rough weeks of genital clamps and befeathered fashion.

This week feels like sipping a blended cocktail on a white sand beach compared to what we've been through together so far. Hopefully, you'll enjoy this weirdly violent and definitely unhinged 80s rom-com just as much as your hosts. 

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The intro and outro music is the track 'How Now Brown Cow' by Technoaxe. Check out their YouTube channel or website for all your royalty-free music needs.

It's the Millennial Spinster's first mini-episode! Basically, your Spinster in charge of editing thought these clips were too good to go to waste and be deleted forever after being cut from the (three and a half hour original recording of the ) Sex and the City episode last week. 

Though it's short, it's full of the absurd content you've come to expect from this podcast. Plus, most of the weird background buzzing is gone! See, we're learning and growing every day. Gotta love it.

This minisode features:

• More bitching about Fifty Shades of Grey

Enjoy, creeps

In this episode, the Millennial Spinsters tackle the cinematic disasterpiece Sex and the City (2008).

Every scene delivers a constant stream of unfunny jokes, toxic relationships, and terrible 2000s/Naughties fashion.

And the best part? It's TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG. 

Your hosts suffered (and drank) through this one, folks. We hope you enjoy!

As with all our episodes, you don't need to watch the movie to understand or enjoy this episode. But if you do end up watching, please don't hold it against this podcast.

Don't miss an episode! Follow us on:

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The intro and outro music is the track 'How Now Brown Cow' by Technoaxe. Check out their YouTube channel or website for all your royalty-free music needs.

The elevator music used during the podcast is 'Local Forecast' by Kevin MacLeod.

The Millennial Spinsters begin their podcasting journey with a BANG in this inaugural episode of Cultural Waste Management: Commitment Issues. This week, they strap themselves in (maybe literally) to watch Fifty Shades of Grey. 

As they try to understand the appeal of billionaire abuser and fake dominant Christian Grey, your hosts completely lose the plot (not that there was much to hang on to in the first place). 

As with all our episodes, you don't need to watch the movie to understand or enjoy this episode. If you do end up watching it, please don't hold it against this podcast.

However, there are some things to keep in mind if you don't know anything about Fifty Shades of Grey (or Twilight):

• Fifty Shades of Grey started as a Twilight fanfiction that imagined the characters Bella, Edward, and various others if they met in their early/mid 20's... and oh yeah what if Edward was a "dominant" and very bad at actual BDSM