This week on Culty-ish, we’re breaking down the chaos: Is The Summer I Turned Pretty just Twilight with better beach houses? Are we Team Conrad, Team Jeremiah… or Team “Belly, girl, go to therapy”? Plus: the JD Vance Pope rumors that made us audibly gasp, the NFL Draft through our unqualified lens, Jean Smart’s glorious return in Hacks, and The Valley continuing its reality TV villain origin story. Also, Kate is reading Iron Flame and barely hanging on. Court is in session, and the vibes are unhinged.

We’re breaking down our Easter weekends (with some book talk, obviously), the drama aboard Below Deck and Summer House, and asking what in the achy breaky hell is going on with Billy Ray Cyrus. Plus, Coachella chaos, and the holy trinity of sports bros: NBA playoffs, NFL mock drafts, and NHL hype. Stay safe out there.

We’re going to space (kind of)! This week, we blast off with Blue Origin, unpack Taylor’s Southern Charm exit, and get into the messiness of The Valley and the brilliance of Hacks. It’s pop culture chaos—just the way we like it.

It’s the Cultyish debut! Kate (your resident new mom) and Lindsay (corporate queen by day, pop culture addict by night) kick things off with hot takes on Coachella weekend one, the Masters, and the latest episode of Summer House. From influencer fashion fails to green jacket drama to messy Bravo relationships, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos.

Welcome to the cult—initiation starts now.