Cursed or Blursed

If you could bring any cartoon to life, who would you choose? There are many correct answers. The only incorrect answer is Olaf from Frozen. 

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown I eat no eggs a week 'cause my cholesterol was to HIIIIIIIIIGH.

You remind me of the pod. What pod? The pod with the power! What power? The power of review-doo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the pod. 

Batmaaaaaan! Na- na- na- na- na- na- na- na- na-vigating a world of grappling hooks, magical cats, poorly designed zoo enclosures and uncovered vats of chemicals, Elise & Shannon take a deep dive into Tim Burton's incredibly brief foray into the Batman canon before his privileges got revoked. 

It's Elise's favourite annual holiday and she decided to torture Shannon, a Eurovision newbie, with 26 whole entire songs selected especially from 20 years of Eurovision Song Contest History. Expect political intrigue, novelty acts, and your hosts getting increasingly drunk throughout the evening! It was euphoric! Full playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRpaLIB0tUFAehkclmZMbvyH-zJGCB-rZ

This episode contains a long long rant about sourdough. And also a discussion on the ethics of body swapping. Mostly though, we have a complete MELTDOWN about the live action Scooby Doo movies from 2002 & 2004!

Leapin' lizards, mistah! It's time for a seemingly universally hated musical. Shannon seethes with rage, Elise tries to master the intricacies of the Brooklyn accent. One of the main characters is called Daddy. DADDY! EW!

3 mean girls stacked on top of eachother under a trenchcoat. With mallets. One of them has ESPN or something. 

This week we review the third Harry Potter movie, you know, the one where they inexplicably made everything about jazz in spite of the content of the book?

What makes a cursed film and what makes a bluuuuuuursed?

Let us know folks, who is YOUR slightly inappropriate Disney crush?