Cursed or Blursed

Twihard

Twihard 2: Twi Harder

Twihard 3: Twihard with A Vengeance

Twihard 4: Live Fast or Twi Hard

Twihard 5: A Good Day to Twi Hard

Hello yes our son is a mouse. He's also an adult with the voice of Michael J Fox. No no the orphanage didn't do a home visit. Yes we own a cat. 

Did you know that getting sucked into a boardgame, like, really sucks? Do you know how much safer it would be to get sucked into Monopoly than Jumanji? The only risks there are temporary imprisonment and stock market crashes. Cluedo would be bad. As we know from Harry Potter, chess would be bad. Risk? Risky.

You have 4 choices in this world:

1) Team Dog - brainwashed nationalists with a stronghold on dog UN. Masters of highly advanced geo-engineering (dog UN is in the earth's core).Team leader: Alec Baldwin Dog. 

2) Team Cat - evil underground mafia types with a long history of committing war crimes and doing all the bad bits in history that we thought humans did. Team leader: Mr Tinkles.

3) Team Mouse - loyal and violent militia, big fans of biological warfare. Want nothing more than the entire continent of Australia. Team leader: the military industrial complex.

4) Team Sexy Bond Batman Villains - very cool, did nothing wrong. Team leaders: Shannon & Elise.

Its everybody's favourite film about a stupid baby emperor losing his status but gaining a papa. This episode has its own drinking game. 1 x shot every time: we say the word corpse, the Spider Incident is mentioned, Elise says "but like, its funnyyyyy", Shannon paraphrases something Kuzco says to make him sound like a millennial. 

High School Musical. Just like Romeo and Juliet but the Montagues are the basketball team and the Capulets are the science team. And there isn't any death. Or really any actual plot tension. Or really much romance to speak of. (There's no gay baseball song in Romeo and Juliet which come to think of it really is a shame.) Tune in to listen to us wax lyrical about our School Dayz. 

Whats a jellicle cat? WHATS A JELLICLE CAT? Jellicle cats listen to podcasts. Jellicle cats enjoy all things blursed. Jellicle cats make poor decisions. Jellicle cats watch things that are cursed. Jellicle cats record their opinions. Jellicle cats like to sing all the time. Jellicle cats have nervous breakdowns, writing episode captions in very forced rhyme. OK hope thats cleared things up for you. Enjoy!

 We're dig dig diggin' into the new year with another beloved Disney Classic - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Tune in for us getting sidetracked many times by topics such as: Elise's blossoming voice acting career, astrology, and the Economy.

Ho ho ho babes its time for our Emergency Christmas Episode! This week we revel in the anti-capitalist festive spectacle that is How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). We seize not only the means of production, but also the opportunity to gush over everybody's secret childhood crush aka Jim Carrey as a fuzzy green  man. 

Its our penultimate episode of 2019 and we've greased up for everyone's second favourite teen musical (second to High School Musical 2, of course). Tune in for Shannon's attempt to kill Elise with mulled wine, some sick-as-heck hot takes, and the worst singing of the decade so far (nobody is likely to beat us now).