Cut & Retie

This week, swimbait master Keith Thomas of Black Talon Custom Lures explains why you need to think like an android to score a Donk, we meet the angriest jon boat evangelist in the church of Facebook Marketplace, and burn a pack of heaters with the KVD of Northeast Philly.

This week, John Frazier strips into 2 million dollars worth of nose candy while bonefishing in paradise, we find out why Bonzo is gonzo for Smallmouth Puffs, ask how much you tip a guide that put you on a cartel's radar, and show Dirty Socks Dave some divine mercy at the Playboy Casino.

This week, surfcasting guru "Crazy" Alberto Knie talks non-human hours and surprise record stripers, we emulate the Baja 500 after Snooki has an oopsy in her BMW, explain how time and tide don't wait for chest-beating fishermen, and get a better parking spot on a river via lies and deceit.

This week, four victims face their demons captured by a tackle shop Polaroid camera. Haunting pasts are exposed, allegations are denied, and along the way we'll tell you how not to impress your work buddies with an orange trout, why you should wear a helmet when you fish, and how drunk you need to be to steal another man's ugly T-shirt.

This week, guide Marty Yi heads to Jersey to pick spinners out of trees and get a bleak look at stocker culture, we floss wild rainbows and mouse for Alaskan dog salmon, purposely dull the hooks of paying customers, and discuss winter depression rates in Trout Town, USA.

This week, Joe's uncle Bud stops by with a cautionary tale about the lure business and scheduling fishing around weddings, we get frostbite on the 17th hole and blow an easy par 4 crappie shot, add some red flake to the gas tank of a salmon slaying machine, and check in on a legendary hog roper in a lawn chair.

This week, Miles Nolte links in to shatter your perception of New Zealand trout fishing with a dirty soccer ball and a meaty pocket pie, we show up late to a crab boil and leave with stale Corn Flakes, burn our fingers on sizzling hot snakes, and disappoint everyone with changes in turd direction.

This week, Ben Sittig, a.k.a. the Huge Flyfisherman, beams in to take stock of your stocker pursuits and cane pole ability, we explain why being a guide doesn't make you specialer than anyone else, profile a trout slaying Hans Klopek, and ruin a good baitcaster with bad 70s porno references.

This week, "Iron" Bill Veldof and Captain Eric Kerber fire the kitty cannon into enemy shad territory, we discuss whether nunchucks or katanas are better protection for urban fishing assaults, huff lead fumes in a closet we're renting, and fondly remember the good days of bad tackle shop customer service.

This week, John Frazier and I destroy a Montana Presidential Suite with Mr. Bubble and size 1/0 moth patterns, stroll the streets of Marrakesh looking for a Wulff in sheep's clothing, find trout heaven behind a gas station, and ruin a perfectly good paint job for a sick shot, bro.