Help! We are being held captive on the Amazon River by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in a cute little skippers outfit! He keeps stabbing himself to show that he can't bleed!

So, a grieving witch, a war criminal, the real Captain America (suck eggs John Walker you loser) and the god of mischief walk into a bar. Theres no punchline other than once again, as in so many times before, Kevin Feige has given me my yearly allowance of serotonin. 

Lin-Manuel Miranda is an American actor, SINGER?, songwriter, rapper, producer, and playwright. He created and starred in the Broadway musicals In the Heights and Hamilton. In other news we nearly had a panic-induced heart attack while watching this movie.

Once again MARVEL and Disney continue to keep their strangle hold on our wallets.

After Kylo Ren captured our transport vessel, we recorded the remainder of our Starwars tier list before he tortured us for information regarding the rebellion base. He declined to guest star on the episode quoting it would be "bad for his image".

We crashed the Millennium Falcon directly into the ground, but managed to record half of our Starwars Tier List before impact.

In the final days leading up to our magical trip, we list the last few movies that we plucked straight from the jar of destiny. It has been a long journey, but what's most important is the friends we made along the way. Also we figured out why we hate SportsClips.