This week we have a special guest! Our dad, Jeff. With his suggestion, we dive into the 2011 horror comedy Panman. Thank you Jeff.

The man, the myth, the neck, is back. Noah Centineo is in this movie and that is the only reason we watched it. Join us as we muscle through watching the 2018 train wreck that is Swiped.

Mamma Mia, that's a spicy episode! This week Jacob and Emma debate the ethics behind defecating garlic bread.

We apologize for our absence, but to make up for it we watched probably the greatest film of the century.

This week we watch the 2017 film SPF 18. This Noah Centineo movie has Keanu Reeves in it, and that is kind of the only selling point. Listen to us struggle to understand the plot, the acting, the directing, and the writing of this steaming dumpster fire of a film.

Welcome to the first episode of Cynical Cinema with Jacob and Emma! In this episode we watch the 2006 film, if you can call it that, Circus Island.