This is episode 74 of the WET Podcast.

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

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4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:13 - Bureaucracy

00:01:20 - Phillip Goes to Vegas

00:01:41 - Justin Hates the Grateful Dead

00:03:13 - How to Have Fun on Mushrooms

00:05:53 - Markus and the Haunted Bathroom

00:07:34 - Should Men Use Straws?

00:09:11 - Mustaches Get in Food’s Way

00:12:01 - What’s the Best Ranch?

00:12:48 - O.G. Podcast (Phillip Spills)

00:13:40 - Phil’s Accent

00:17:05 - Drooling Banjoes

00:18:11 - GTA Trailer

00:21:14 - AT&T vs MetroPCS

00:23:26 - The OtterBox

00:24:26 - Say Something Nice

00:24:50 - Justin’s Brother Calls In

00:32:03 - Shitting Your Pants

00:37:05 - Phillip’s Brother Throwing Up

00:38:37 - Justin Drunk in the Trunk

00:39:41 - More Drinking Stories

00:40:55 - What Women Care About

00:43:57 - Justin Spills the Tejas

00:45:52 - Dino of the Week / Justin’s Birthday Party Story

00:48:52 - Justin’s Life Goals

00:50:50 - Justin’s Been Killing it

00:51:34 - Rockstar Mentality (A Parody Song)

00:52:41 - Car Talk

01:01:44 - Justin Spils the Tejas (AGAIN!)

01:02:07 - Markus & Justin Go At It!

01:03:41 - Dukes of Hazard

01:06:21- The Fight Continues

01:07:50 - Phil Feels Drunk

01:08:13 - The Boys Figure Out Their Schedules

01:08:20 - Fake Laughs

01:08:54 - Drunk Monks

01:09:32 - Da Pope

01:14:01 - Phil’s Been Playing Black Jack the Entire Podcast

01:17:00 - Dr*gs in Vegas

01:17:50 - Michigan has the Best and Cheapest W33D

01:20:54 - Taking Phil to the Hood of Detroit

01:22:14 - Outro

01:23:03 - Actual “Da Pope” Line

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