Rin rin picks an unlikely candidate to take the blame for her dirty business; Christian offers helpful dad tips for aspiring young princesses; Salomon drops by to talk about falling asleep in your electric car, making your kid jog on the highway, and other great dad memories.

Christian has a post-Christmas chat with the two tiny psychopaths; Bumpy sings a sweet, sugar-free song; the first edition of "Dad Tips" makes a debut.

CJ gets rated on his butt-wiping capabilities; Coffee House Michelle stops in and offers some advice about raising girls, covering all the necessary topics like boyfriends, the tooth fairy, and do-it-yourself strip joints.

A panty shortage ravages the house; on the Weekday update, CJ keeps you posted on the "fly-in-the-butthole" trick and the nearly dead Justin Bieber toothbrush; and finally, it's that time of year again... time to play "What Makes Me Angry about Bachelor In Paradise."

Butts and cherry toothpaste. It's a battle of the wits between CJ and the princesses-- and as usual, CJ loses.