Dad Meat

We're blessed with the presence and wisdom of one of the wisest OGs in the game, the Prince of Plumbing, Mr. Tubs. Tubs gifts us with presents that money cannot buy and we discuss the everlasting impact of Dirk Diggler's meat, creepy customers and gawking at bird on vacation in Florida.

The vibes were right and all cylinders were firing as we welcome our boy John Nunn. We're reaching into our trousers and pulling out some serious meat as we reminisce about quadriplegic hecklers, dead Jeeps and trying to form bonds with coke dealers.

A legendary party weekend with the titans of Philly podcasting comes to a close. Memories of strip clubs, monster dongs and genuine feelings are shared as Big Jon Stud aka Jon DelCollo returns to the cast.

Just want to send out a sweet treat to start the weekend off right. This is a Patreon episode that we enjoyed tremendously, so we wanted to share it with you and hope you will join us for all the other sultry nonsense we get into on Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast. We are back with the vigor of homophobic Indonesian cops, pitching business ideas such as Auntie Quranne's Pretzels, searching the depths of the ocean for the Bitanic and making the brake-screeching turn back to full wigger. We were wilding out like forced labor monkeys on this bad boy, so grab a knife and a loved one to threaten and let this episode carry you away.

Dad Meat is back kicking, screaming and yelling some very bad words while crying barefoot as we welcome Ryan Shaner back to the show. We naturally get right back into dysfunctional childhoods, a return to diarrhea and Shaner's innovative self defense system which revolves around bottled bodily fluids. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

The heavens opened and Ian Fidance descended upon Dad Meat HQ to join us for an hour of talking concert boobs, ruining E.T. the Ride and the return of Chucky who makes the quickest fifty bucks in history.

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We hit the ground running with David James and speak on taboo topics like cat kidnapping, making homemade chemicals and the art of taking urine from criminals on probation. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast

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The King, John McKeever, joins the cast for this bad boy as we leave no cheek left unclapped. We discuss how we've each evolved into daytime porkers, having your dad send you to the arcade so he could put your mom through the motel headboard and calling coke dealers on Sunday morning. Head over to the Patreon for part two of this episode to get some juicy new sketch info from McKeever that is sure to make your bird wiggle. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

Thankfully, we have Brian Six aka The Beezer with us to reel us in after discussing our adventures with our new suck machines. We also dive headfirst into Six's burgeoning private detective career and discuss a potential crimefighting partnership with The Rain Train. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

What a joy to be rejoined by the one and only Mr. Tubs, who takes a break from running the nation's plumbing game to chop it up with us. Tubs leaves no Miller High Life behind as he treats us to the most heartwarming engagement story you will ever hear before we switch gears to fawn over our new sponsor, Auto Blow, which could conceivably suck us dry.