This week the Daddios attempt to discuss the grocery store, only to delve deep into laser sphincter hair removal, lasek, swirlies, and working at Burger King and Dollar Tree.

On this episode of Daddio Patio, the Daddios are snowed in and scattered. Each Daddio gets their own segment to discuss whatever's on their mind. Lance talks about his Mardi Gras hangover and paint drying. Van Sant talks about the positive vibes he experienced on his trip to New Orleans. Andy and friends discuss which email service God uses. And to top it off, Peaches plays some easygoing tunes while answering an email from a listener. How does a Daddio act when separated from his kin by the elements? Listen and find out on this week's episode of Daddio Patio!

On this annoying episode of Daddio Patio, the Daddios get all negative-like and spill their demons on the table. From gnats fiddling around in your ear canals to insensitive wall-eyes drivers on the highway, we hate 'em all. It's the "Annoying/Negative" epsiode and we're all bent out of shape just talking about it. But even in a world full of endless causes for frustration and fluctuations in blood pressure, hilarity is always there, dancing among the ridiculous triggers, waiting to wake us up. So if you're annoyed by cats in heat, marathon bumper stickers or just other people impeding your own all-important life's journey, then this episode's for you!

This week, Andy joins the Daddios from the sinful Drug Den. The Daddios discuss eating humans again, and the surreal atmosphere of "Body Worlds". Have you ever seen an old naked man sliced into book before? It'll alter your life's course forever. Also they discuss tattooing birds, the tragedy of dogs, and the awkwardness of the sperm donor lobby. From shitting out your own pelvis, to thanking Action Bronson, nothing is off-limits on this episode. All of these things and more on this week's episode of Daddio Patio!

This week, the Daddios really bro it down. This episode has absolutely no structure, from Sushi to fixing lady make up, the pentagram speaks from the heart. 

Are you as sick of being sick as the Daddios? Join them this week as they discuss illnesses, the shitty symptoms that accompany them, and the ultimate conclusion: the Daddios are all terminally sick in the mind. It's funny how illnesses have that humbling little way about them. I mean, can you possibly retain any sliver of self-respect while sitting sideways in the toilet blasting diarrhea while puking in the sink at the same time? So fill that mug with NyQuil, put an ice sack on your forehead and get down with the sickness on this episode of Daddio Patio!

It's a new year and a new start for the Daddios, as they gather at a wounded Peaches' house. From the absurdity of infomercials to hooking up at the hospital, all the way to pooping in your pants on a roller coaster on your first date, all filthy bases are covered. Listen as the Daddios, and special guest Fingerhut confess their New Year's Resolutions only to be bested by Peaches' dad with simple diamond-cut logic. All this and more on the last Daddio Patio of 2013!