Daddio Patio

Daddio Patio

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Daddio Patio episodes

  • DP28 - R.R. (Russian Roulette / Refurbished Realdoll / Tongue Dartin' Through the Jungle)
    On this episode of Daddio Patio, the Daddios discuss which toys they remember most fondly. Ain't it beautiful how little pieces of molded plastic and rubber could fill our youth with such exhileration? From Stretch Armstrong to Mighty Max, Barbie to Skip-it. Those bright colors, those new toy smells and those endless adventures! They all made us smile and they all filled us with pure excitement. And you can join in on the excitement as you listen to the Daddios play Russian Roulette to the death, cap gun style. Who's going to be turned into a ghost by the end of the night? Find out on this episode of Daddio Patio!
    1 hr 2 min
  • DP26 - Abdominal Snowman

    This week the Daddios venture into the world of small talk, they discuss the weather, coffee, and mole configurations. Midway, they're joined by a guest, and the episode takes an exciting turn! The Daddios are divided by their preference for Home Alone 1 or 2. 

    1 hr 1 min
  • DP25 - Tommy Gunn Brunch

    There's no excuse for the absence of Daddio Patio. This week the Daddios discuss excuses, Abraham Lincoln, hallucinogens, mustaches, guns, brunch, everything. This week marks the triumphant return of your favorite podcast, brought to you from the 59th St. Apple store in NYC.

    59 min
  • DP23 - Criminology

    The Daddios are all criminals. This week, Lance drunkenly explores Clayton, only to be apprehended by the police, Collin commits a felony, Andy flees the country with warrants from a Nerf gun battle, Van Sant endangers innocent school children, and Peaches gets away from the police with a boner. Check it out!

    1 hr 1 min
  • DP22 - Trick R' Treat

    Gargoyles, Raiden, Goldust, Bone-asaurus Rex, Flaccidactyls, machetes, ghosts, it's all here! Get in the spirit goddangit! Trick R' Treat with the Daddios on this week's Halloween special. 

    1 hr 3 min
  • DP21 - Procrasturbation

    The Daddios waited until the last minute to make, edit, and release this week's gem. Also, Lance soils his reputation by confessing all of the times he masturbated in public as a child. Enjoy!

    1 hr

About Daddio Patio

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Nothing is off-limits on Daddio Patio. Guided by a Pentagram of five unique, madly curious Daddios, this show swan dives into everything hilarious and wonderful about the cosmos. Join them on a…