Daddy Comes First

Eamon loves politics but the boomers can't handle the truth. The little monster waits patiently inside him like Denzel. Life is terrible and bearable at the same time.

They try to got the Orange man. The neighbours are cagey with hammers. Eamon sings a lot.

Eamon dislikes Air BnB spies now. Become one with nature, Eamon can show you how. Even light bestiality is bad!

Dublin immigrant food scene is shit. The baby child has to get dangerous. You cannot swallow with the big lips they say.

Mothers are the Navy seals of women. Men who wrap their feet in belts are not up for the job. Do you remember dub? Voting is a scam.

Eamon is dealing with a lot of bad breath lately. Others. Technology will not save us. We have failed to listen to the guidance of our artists. Sex dolls and poo poo ghosts.

The drama of Eamon's bike. It was stolen 3 times but now it is his again. Eamon speaks about having your preferred murder method ready to go. Women have it all because men gave it to them.

Eamon does not like dance music. He likes how country women dress. You should always scare people when you have a chance.

Eamon is getting fit..er. He has a deep voice.

ANDDDDD. The first segment of HISTORY MOMENTS!!

The Irish civil war was a light but deep war. There were C**ts on all sides. Learn more.

Eamon is learning history. The crackhead from apartment 9 has been evicted and Eamon shares some fond memories. America is the PoPo of the world. Indentured labourers are wild and selective breeding is real.