Daddy Comes First

The kids are sticking it in but not moving it. Eamon ponders circumcised penises and thinks life could be better.

Eamon talks about kids today. His youth in a homophobic technicolour island scape. Eamon fights young Eamon and wins!

Eamon talks about the price of things. His mom spanked him much less than other moms and more than some moms. A shocking revelation from his friend scares him.

Why are children so sick all the time? Are we tougher that we used to be? Your mother is worried about you!

The neighbours are busy sucking turds. Eamon discusses the advanced heart of the human man and explain why women just don't understand.

Eamon is sad. The seagulls are loud AF. Trinidad is where Elton John's wardrobe goes to die. Scuba week on Jeffery Epstein's Island.

Eamon hopes you got some rest. Are you walking back into work with your head high? We all need to find our doors. Should Eamon put his feet on the line? Eamon's parents are embarrassed.

The riots were crazy. Eamon knows how to fix the divide. Julie mangos are the best and worth risking your life for

Eamon remembers an explosive Christmas morning in Church. Relationships are hard but physical abuse is not the always the answer. Who abused who? Ceviche is a raw fish dish.

Eamon thinks everyone else is the problem. Some blows have been blown. Terrorism can be done with dignity and The Lord of the Rings has a lot to answer for.....