In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater are forced to hold their very first session of Daddy Issuez Court since someone is stealing their content. But these ladies believe in putting things all out on the table so with that in mind, Shade states her case to the court and gets a bit heated (as is usually the case...). Lily Bongwater receives her very first piece of fan art and Shade is depressed because nobody loves her...except for Lily. Not to be shaken or stirred these ladies are back on track with all your favorite topics including Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, Champion of the Week, and a little something for the Sith Lord in response to accosting Shade on Damaged Goods. But before you think their shows have stopped Netflix & Chilling....we hate to disappoint but all is well. Blood in Blood out...blood everywhere. 

On this episode of Daddy Issuez: Shade and Lily start off their day in a fantastic mood which we all know cannot last for long. Shoutout to Boz from Little Podcast of Horrors ! Lily gives Shade the green light to discuss soft and hard limits. In the news we find out why homeless people are going to be forming the next militia. Shade loses her train of thought (several times) which is nothing out of the ordinary but Lily restores her to the conversation in one piece. Just in time to remind everyone that thanks to chemical dumping we're all gonna have tails. The very first release of "Champion of the Week" graces the show but only to keep the balance for "Fuck that Corporation" (because one guy wasn't corrupt enough) and the proud new owner of Charles Manson's corpse is announced after chilling for four months. People are weird. Shade goes for another round with Mark of "The Facebook". Place your bets on who will win in the round of Shade vs. Mark. 

This week on Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater discuss how open minded they are. They reveal those who say "I don't like music" are not to be trusted…Lily Bongwater's bloodline is filled with legendary family members who could be Indianna Jones…but is sparring with Lily's "crazy Uncle"… who loves Jesus and hates Stephen Hawking the theoretical physicist who just left this world…which smart people care about but based on reports, bunker builders don't give a shit…Cuz Florida, Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, all emerge for your listening pleasure…United Airlines continues to show how they give zero fucks about people, children, animals…you know- everyone. Earning Shade's very first Boycott because puppies matter. Lily, ever the team player, plans to book her next trip to the U.S. with United. Shade, trying to be open minded highlights the silver lining of getting hauled off a plane…Russia. Shade and Lily Bongwater make their love affair public knowledge shameless and Netflix & Chill.They plan on what to do with Shade's body after she's dead and gone.The Bermuda Triangle comes up and the girls agree every story has three sides. Number recordings and a call out to the listeners to explain what the hell they're for…solve our Daddy Issuez mystery and join us on the show!Shade finds out that her ass is the 8th wonder of the world and accepts it at a High School level…For far too long she's concealed it like a weapon but it's time to embrace it and spank that ass. Tig ol' bitties…… da fuq?In an effort to cleanse the palate, they talk about adorable animals. Shade loves fat things that swim. Hippos are adorable and deadly and we love it. Fiona the Hippo and Timothy the Hippo are in a love and we want them to boink and have Hippo babies.Shade wants to name her future Hippo Madea. Random gangsta music enters……throwing shit off for Shade as she dives further into Hippo-crisy and tell Timothy to come through. 

In this episode Shade and Lily take aim. Shots fired...... Topics include a new strain of the week, our very first Shade's first car jacking experience, f**k that guy takes a turn for a leg sniffer and the world is still falling apart and you can hear why on Apocalypse Watch.

In this episode Shade & Lily Bongwater strike Apocalypse watch from the agenda indefinitely. Shade vs. Mark is put on pause because well, he's being deposed in front of Congress…

Shade makes a plea to be reunited with her horses, while Lily is happy to lend a supportive ear before they cast their nominations for Champion of the Week…and Shade feels the love for once.

Sadly anti vaxxers are too "smart" for the ladies to deal with so a former comrade has fallen in battle on the shame of his sword…which just has to be ridden with the newest pandora virus. Shade vs. Mark round 9… is on pause but that doesn't mean the emails have ceased. #gimmemyaccount

#freeShade

The ladies compare their fight histories thereby landing their street cred. "I beat that ass…" -Lily Bongwater They wind down with Strain of the Week  

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In this episode of Daddy Issuez you will meet your hosts Shade and Lily Bongwater as they begin their journey to slip into your ears and (hopefully) a permanent spot on your podcast subscription list. First up is a discussion about none other than medical marijuana then straight into Fuck that Guy where the ladies submit to you two nominations for two shitty parties and you can vote on which is worse. The ladies reach a crossroads and decide to tell you why the world is ending in Apocalypse Watch, can anyone say Pandora Virus? But Monkeys are actually going to be our patient zero, so enjoy that information while taking your kids to the zoo.  Strain of the Week becomes a fixture on the show and its a hit right off. Shout out to Gary Cooper from Coops Roots! Find his group here on Facebook: Coops Roots Alliance  The ladies chat about Gingerbread Edibles and how they taste like Christmas- if Granny was dope and on our level.  "God you're like Braveheart for weed..." -Shade

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Lily Bongwater surprises Shade on Daddy Issuez changing all she's ever known about her favorite urban legend, but she couldn't do it without Sam, a brave guest who shares a first hand account blowing Shade's mind. In other news there are strange dudes in the woods, shout out to Cecil, who likely doesn't have a computer (but just in case…). Lily's nuggets storm the place and we realize that the woods are a creepy place this day and age. The trio wander into a world of paranormal stories, Shade challenges a Shade and channels Braveheart, unexpected confessions, and of course a good old fashion alien abduction as well as why they come to visit us. Bad movies, amazing horror movies, bad judgment and Shade shares her shame. What to do when a trucker offers you a ride… A general survival handbook. https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ https://www.damagedgoods.libsyn.com

Shade and Lily Bongwater are back at it again... They run off on Brexit and its implications which Shade is just now grasping the gravity of. The scone argument which may end in civil war... Apocalypse Watch has the girls running straight into slutty std monkeys and talking pandora virus theories. Let them coax your ears into disaster and uncensored humor that becomes your new guilty pleasure.