Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air.

We kick things off with 'facts of the week' and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfit

We then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: “Hobby Kits.” From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to nature kits (also somehow used for the same purpose), and glow-in-the-dark planet stickers paired with a black light — which may or may not reveal more about Big Pappa J’s childhood home than anyone needed to know.

Part two takes a slightly more emotional turn, as Big Pappa J shares a heartfelt story about winning a football competition for an ungrateful child… only to walk away with something far more unexpected — a friendship with two unlikely Wolves fans.

In part three, we dive into Alternate TV Shows, uncovering what Kenneth Williams’ lesser-known relatives might be getting up to, before attempting to round things off with Celebrity Dinner Date.

Unfortunately, the evening takes a dark turn when a greased-up Mini-Me ends up lifeless on the floor, bringing the whole thing to a premature end.

We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy looking at semen through a microscope as a child

Love as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️