Ho Ho Ho! 🎄 Welcome to Santa’s favourite podcast — the Say What! Podcast, hosted by the two nicest blokes on the naughty list, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT, joined by the one and only Lady P and her relentlessly clicking fingers.

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, covering the real Christmas issues: coloured Xmas trees, Aunt Bessie’s potatoes, saying “Brazil nut” exactly 84 times, and somehow creating the perfect mental image for chopping a log 🪵. Festive gold.

Next up is Poor Kevin, where Mariah Carey attempts to hijack the episode with an unsolicited solo of “Dark Christmas.” From there we dive headfirst into the darker side of festive films, including what may be the greatest Gremlin impression ever recorded. Christmas classics get the Say What! treatment as we tear into Home Alone 2, City Slickers 2, Coming to America and Cool Runnings.

We regroup to chat Hallmark movies, drone footage over the Scottish Highlands solving a missing person case, and then proudly launch the 2025 Christmas Extravaganza, complete with a special festive recording from the depths of Big Pappa J — a true Christmas miracle if ever there was one.

We hope you have a brilliant Christmas with your loved ones and that this episode brings a bit of festive chaos and cheer to your holidays.

🎄🎄🎄 Merry Christmas from the Say What! Podcast 🎄🎄🎄

No video this week — someone forgot to hit the big red button — but the pod twins still return with a brand new audio-only episode of the Say What! Podcast. You’re welcome and also… sorry.

We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where The Notorious somehow gets mauled by an orca before being rescued by a lactating dolphin with absolutely phenomenal tits. From there we move seamlessly into arm-wrestling primates and uncovering the single greatest monkey fact ever discovered.

Next up: Things That Are Overrated, which gives the lads yet another excuse for an old-man rant. Targets include Pink Floyd, pitching tents, genital mutilation, and — most importantly — why Chris and Stu from Hardcore Listing are the biggest pair of wankers alive for worshipping awful IPA beer.

Then it’s time for What’s in the Drawer? — a deep dive into the nation’s junk drawers featuring fuses, toenail clippers, rubber bands, and a heartbreakingly emotional story from Big Pappa J about a wax ball and its tragic demise.

If you enjoy this episode, congratulations — you are officially part of an elite group of extremely cool people. Thanks for sticking with us ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club — 15 minutes of pure chaos from the two greatest podcasters currently walking this earth… its also very slurry so you might need a translator.

In this episode, we treat world snooker champion Dennis Taylor to the kind of classy day out only we could provide — a whirlwind trip to Marbella (because of course it’s Marbella, where else do we take our celebs?).

Things take a sharp turn when Dennis disappears into the toilets to deliver what can only be described as a Maximum Break. From there, naturally, we end up in a gay club, where a towel-whipping competition in the showers gets so out of control.

It’s ridiculous, it’s messy, it’s also amazing — but for the love of God, listen with headphones. This one is not for kids.

Much love,
BPJ & NFATT x

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.

This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞

Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨

Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨

We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.

It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.

This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞

Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨

Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨

We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.

It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club, basically 15 minutes of the best two podcasters currently alive - at their lowest point of the evening..

On this episode we take out the greatest 'Little Person' of all time - Dungeon Master.

We always take our celebrities for a fancy day out and where better than Marbella.

We discuss what he would where, get his hair braided, take him to a casino and ultimately how we would kill him.

We all know Dungeon Master loves to disappear unexpectedly , but try doing that with you feet superglued to a canoe...

Its a masterpiece, take a listen - but do it with headphones on as its not for kids...

Much Love BPJ & NFATT x

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.

In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐

“Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bomb testing facilities, paedo ice cream drivers and Big Pappa J in a mini skirt.

We try and invent new serial killers in the next round but again things go a bit sideways as we get more engrossed in discussing how big can you inflate a taped up human with a air hose, that said a lucky lady receives a mystery box with dog food init.

There’s only one man that can save this podcast…Freddy Krueger makes a phone call and in lists some hard hitting mofo’s such as GrotBags, Skeltor, a frozen Casper and the Notorious FA-TT in a green morph suit with a hand for wanking as you witness the biggest bar fight of all time.

We hope this makes your Halloween holidays even more fun and as always thanks for listening

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.

In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐

“Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bomb testing facilities, paedo ice cream drivers and Big Pappa J in a mini skirt.

We try and invent new serial killers in the next round but again things go a bit sideways as we get more engrossed in discussing how big can you inflate a taped up human with a air hose, that said a lucky lady receives a mystery box with dog food init.

There’s only one man that can save this podcast…Freddy Krueger makes a phone call and in lists some hard hitting mofo’s such as GrotBags, Skeltor, a frozen Casper and the Notorious FA-TT in a green morph suit with a hand for wanking as you witness the biggest bar fight of all time.

We hope this makes your Halloween holidays even more fun and as always thanks for listening ❤️

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢

This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥

The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.

Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️

So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢

This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥

The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.

Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️

So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.