‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week:

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We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that.  This week: 

• Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course
• Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of “The Crown,” because… reasons.
• Xi Jinping trembled before the masculine American prowess of Joe Biden, and we swear we’re not being racist about it

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As we would’ve said in 2011: EPIC FAIL!!! This week:

• Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music festival, and that’s all that’s happening with her family, really
• Aliens are coming to Earth between 2025 and 2028 and the vibes are gonna be *~tubular~* according to these literal children 
• Wills and Kate are being attacked for only wearing blue, except it’s not really an attack, it’s just one guy with an opinion

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Fails on unprecedented scales. This week:

• WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN????
• King Charles is once again being bullied by his evil son Harry, who is not coming to an event he was not invited to
• Whether you wear a bra for hours or months without washing it, we can all agree: women are ugly, smelly, and stupid <3  

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To err is human. To fail is divine. This week:

• The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re not kidding, that’s literally the article
• In the wake of Matthew Perry’s tragic death, a very sexist and gross deep-dive into… who he followed on Instagram
• Princess Beatrice had a glow-up but we can’t say something nice without pitting her against another woman

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These fails are truly beyond the pale. This week:

• Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other reason, visited his home and we need a play-by-play about it
• A gossip columnist reveals that a prosecco-fueled interview with Meghan Markle many years ago may have changed the course of history
• Ancient jokes could be just as unfunny as modern ones – who knew?!

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Inhale… fail… exhale. This week:

• Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts) 
• Justin Timberlake was the real victim of Britney Spears’ abortion several decades ago! Who knew?!
• An editorial writer is upset that we’re having mature conversations about early 2000s rom-com tropes 

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Time to nail these fails with special guest Kate Casey of Reality Life with Kate Casey! This week: 

• Sophie Turner is smiling on a movie set and wearing clothes, is obviously a bad wife and mother
• Kyle Richards has a “lesbian lover,” but they’re also just friends who share clothes
• The Mexican alien mummies are actually just very scary and old dolls

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It’s the fails that ail us. This week:

• “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and neither do “polls”
• An accomplished woman died, so it’s time to talk about Meghan Markle again
• Men are being weird: dad edition

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We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week:

• Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle
• Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN
• Taylor Swift, a 33-year-old adult, is dating someone again. So we have to ask: fellas, is it gay to care about a woman?   

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