Daily Fail

By Kristen MeinzerSociety & Culture News News Commentary

Daily Fail episodes

December 29, 2023Hugh Jackman Posted A Beautiful, Totally Normal Gingerbread House And We Are In Shambles
Fail Lang Syne? Auld Lang Fail? Either way, pass the eggnog. This week:
The Jackman family’s gingerbread house still happened this year and still looks beautiful even though divorce and heartbreak and whatever
That actress from Love, Actually is old now (yuck!) and unrecognizable (she is not)
The apocalypse is coming for your phones, and this cybersecurity company is looking pointedly at you to do something

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36 min
December 22, 2023MEN: The Victim of Sydney Sweeney’s Imaginary Breast Reduction
You better watch out / You better not cry / You better not fail / We’re telling you why… This week:
Jinger Duggar, a survivor of a literal cult, wore jeans. Whose side are you on about it?!
Sydney Sweeney has boobs, and who cares if they’re uncomfortable?! Because men don’t! (it’s giving Men Write Women)
Kate Middleton as a baby looked vaguely like her son as a baby, proving that genetics are a thing

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40 min
December 15, 2023We Love And Respect Taylor Swift. Here’s The Inside Of Her Garage
Dashing through the fails in a one-horse open SLAY. This week:
Taylor Swift’s birthday gift from the paparazzi was hanging out outside her home all day and taking pictures of every single person who approached it
Prince of Hugs can’t read the room, Diana would be proud (?)
An alien describes sex toys and how they’re actually (1) gross, and (2) hurting women :(

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35 min
December 08, 2023Meghan Markle Wears Leggings. Kate Wears A Gown. ENEMIES?? (feat. James Barr)
Chasing our tails trying to track down these fails — this week, with special guest James Barr of A Gay And A NonGay. This week:
Meghan Markle’s athleisure and practical shoes are hiding the anguish of not being invited to a thing she was definitely invited to
Kate wore a REVENGE DRESS that is completely modest and also a dress we have all seen before
The US is a dystopian hellscape, masks don’t work, COVID is fake, and your testicles are going to malfunction for sure
Find James:
On Insta
On his website (with tour dates!)
And on his podcast.
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37 min
December 01, 2023Meghan And Harry Have A Puppet, But Not The Fun Kind
‘Tis the season for fails beyond reason. This week:
Royal journalist Omid Scobie has a new book out, filled with literally true things about the Royal family. So it’s the Sussexes’ fault!
General Motors has to eat a billion dollars in costs from worker strikes, even though they’re still going to be several billion dollars in the green (sad trombone)
Jeremy Clarkson is getting dementia, except he’s not
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34 min
November 24, 2023Noted Bad Boy Joe Biden Shakes A Hand And Doesn’t Take Notes During A Meeting
We’re thankful for these fails this week. But not like that. This week:

Why are all of these hot, successful women single? It’s their fault for not being good enough at dating, of course

Meghan Markle must be VERY jealous of Meg Bellamy of “The Crown,” because… reasons.

Xi Jinping trembled before the masculine American prowess of Joe Biden, and we swear we’re not being racist about it

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37 min
November 17, 2023If We Pretend Ivanka Trump Looks Like Barbie We Can Ignore The Other Stuff
As we would’ve said in 2011: EPIC FAIL!!! This week:

Ivanka Trump wore an outfit to a music festival, and that’s all that’s happening with her family, really

Aliens are coming to Earth between 2025 and 2028 and the vibes are gonna be *~tubular~* according to these literal children

Wills and Kate are being attacked for only wearing blue, except it’s not really an attack, it’s just one guy with an opinion

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34 min
November 10, 2023Prince Harry Is SNUBBING His Dad’s Birthday (Because He Wasn’t Invited)
Fails on unprecedented scales. This week:

WOKE PSYCHIATRISTS say you should RESPECT your CHILDREN????

King Charles is once again being bullied by his evil son Harry, who is not coming to an event he was not invited to

Whether you wear a bra for hours or months without washing it, we can all agree: women are ugly, smelly, and stupid <3

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34 min
November 03, 2023Matthew Perry Passed Away, So Let’s See If We Can Make Him A Pervert
To err is human. To fail is divine. This week:

The British Royals are #ThriftyGoals, and no, we’re not kidding, that’s literally the article

In the wake of Matthew Perry’s tragic death, a very sexist and gross deep-dive into… who he followed on Instagram

Princess Beatrice had a glow-up but we can’t say something nice without pitting her against another woman

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38 min
October 27, 2023Meghan Markle Could Have Ended Racism By Not Dating Harry… Apparently
These fails are truly beyond the pale. This week:

Travis Kelce’s girlfriend, who is noteworthy for no other reason, visited his home and we need a play-by-play about it

A gossip columnist reveals that a prosecco-fueled interview with Meghan Markle many years ago may have changed the course of history

Ancient jokes could be just as unfunny as modern ones – who knew?!

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35 min

About Daily Fail

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A weekly podcast about the worst of the tabloids - from Page Sucks to Hell No to the very rag that inspires the name of our show. Hosted by journalist Maura Currie and culture critic Kristen Meinzer.