Daily Fail

Inhale… fail… exhale. This week:

• Kate Middleton’s family are under attack (there are flyers on lampposts) 
• Justin Timberlake was the real victim of Britney Spears’ abortion several decades ago! Who knew?!
• An editorial writer is upset that we’re having mature conversations about early 2000s rom-com tropes 

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Time to nail these fails with special guest Kate Casey of Reality Life with Kate Casey! This week: 

• Sophie Turner is smiling on a movie set and wearing clothes, is obviously a bad wife and mother
• Kyle Richards has a “lesbian lover,” but they’re also just friends who share clothes
• The Mexican alien mummies are actually just very scary and old dolls

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It’s the fails that ail us. This week:

• “Woke” still doesn’t mean what you think it means, and neither do “polls”
• An accomplished woman died, so it’s time to talk about Meghan Markle again
• Men are being weird: dad edition

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We need a shovel and pail to scoop up all these fails. This week:

• Russell Brand, notable Bad Dude, is actually bad because of ties to Meghan Markle
• Malia Obama wears a crop top and hides behind a tree with MEN
• Taylor Swift, a 33-year-old adult, is dating someone again. So we have to ask: fellas, is it gay to care about a woman?   

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We have a guest this week to bail us outta these fails — it’s Margo Donohue, co-host of What A Creep. This week:

• Simone Biles is going to the world championships of her sport once again, so let’s knock this successful woman down a couple pegs
• Hugh Jackman isn’t wearing his wedding ring because he’s getting divorced. TIME FOR A GAY PANIC
• Prince William wears universally unflattering waders, and this publication bald-shames him, but he’s still the hottest guy eva. 

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And the survey says… this publication doesn’t understand surveys. This week:

• A survey reveals that men hate it when women have opinions, women hate it when men are bad people 
• A survey UNVEILS that Prince William is the best, hottest, smartest and most popular boy
• And another survey says the Libs are forcing your cats to be vegan (they are not) 

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*coo, coo*  Hear that, listeners? It’s the call of the fail quail.  This week:

• Meghan and Harry went to Beyoncé, so let’s allege some cross-dressing and bad vibes 
• Leonardo DiCaprio has dated a 25 year old for the last two months, but this time it’s serious
• Nicole Kidman is photographed with David Beckham by Victoria Beckham, obviously is being a homewrecker 

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We’re joined this week by Chris DeRosa of Fixing Famous People — and these fails are truly in need of fixing. This week:

• Jennifer Garner puts her tresses up, wears totally normal clothes, drinks mystery beverage, and is not accompanied by a man on her walk
• If you ordered room service at a hotel, no you didn’t! You might actually have been a victim of crime!
• There are rats in Manhattan and who else is to blame but… Meghan Markle?

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The publication continues publishing, and thus we continue lampooning.  This week:

•  A compilation of Queen music for children omits one song, is obviously woke cancel culture at a new low
•  King Charles is (1) made more relatable by (2) having a difficult son, although nobody seems to be able to prove either of those things 
• Sasha and Malia Obama, two grown adult women, attend a party wearing clothing. Obviously they are out of control about it 

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We’ve hit the Holy Fail Grail, folks. This week:

• The third corner of Wills and Kate’s love triangle is just a totally normal and nice friend, and also we don't know where William is
• Straight women don’t orgasm as often as their male partners during sex. WHY COULD THIS BE AND WHO COULD CHANGE IT
•  Old man meets young woman from impoverished country on creepy dating site, makes her his wife after two dates. Is she the problem? 

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