All aboard the Fail Train – this week, with special guest Greta Johnsen of WBEZ’s Nerdette! Our fails this week: 

• The cast of Barbie have perfect skin because of tea and fermented foods and lasers, and not because of makeup or being rich or anything like that
• Famous Americans have reasons to be in the U.K., meaning they obviously like it more than their home country 
• Prince William goes to work all on his own like a big handsome boy!

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Failelujah, it’s Friday. This week:

• Meghan Markle went to a pleasant farmer’s market, was obviously being evil about it
• Jennifer Lopez had a frustrating moment, was not pleased to see the paparazzi. The horror!
• Another media outlet had a controversy, which means this particular publication can ignore their own, bigger controversy

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Not just fails, but flops! We’ve got something for everybody.  This week:

• An actually-very-dangerous misrepresentation of what two (2) Seattle schools are doing to support students
• Prince William rides a horse, is perhaps the hottest man of all time ever full stop. Perhaps. 
• A woman says she hopes we, as a society, stop believing women when they say things

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We’re hiking the fail trail. Join us. This week in fails:

• Meghan and Harry are pursuing separate artistic endeavors, an obvious (?) sign (?) of marital strife (?)
• Are your brain fog, bad parking, and lack of filter because of Alzheimer’s, or just menopause?
• Cindy Silva has a very nice day, despite the fact that she divorced Kevin Costner three decades ago

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The daily failing’s got us flailing.  This week:

• Tom Cruise looks tired… or does he?
• Meghan Markle is too Black, not Black enough, could have learned how to be the right amount of Black from white royals.
• Do you want to eat mustard and cottage cheese every day to lose weight? No? TOO BAD. 

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Some fails are just paving the way for future success. Not these ones, though.  This week in daily fails:

• This home office furniture company says that, unless you buy their stuff, remote workers are gonna be SUPER ugly in a few decades 
• A 22-year-old “self made”  millionaire with rich parents says his generation is lazy
• Queen Camilla wore Dior, which is obviously a diss against Meghan Markle, but then things go really off the rails

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Fails are a way of life. This week on the Daily Fail: 

• The apocalyptic pollution from Canada’s wildfires frightened many a New Yorker — but did you know it was actually mostly dangerous for your skin? 
• A dangerous fad diet helped a perimenopausal woman in Australia lose a lot of weight in an unsustainable fashion, as crash diets are wont to do*
• Melting chocolate in the sun is a genius foodie hack, Maura has a… meltdown… about it 

Be sure to give a listen to our friends at What A Creep – they chronicle the who’s who of the absolute worst people, and we think you’ll love it.  *If you or a loved one are struggling with disordered eating, you’re not alone — and you can find lots of resources from the National Eating Disorders Association.
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Oh lawd, they failin’. Daily. This week: 

• Target supposedly hates Mount Rushmore, Israel, and the military. Due to swimsuits. We think.
• Bad puns about Taylor Swift, who is still not allowed to be happy
• Meghan Markle, or a cardboard cutout of her, walked into Pasadena… to learn how to have tea with the Queen, apparently.

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It seems our desperate attempts to make web journalism smart again haven’t worked yet. We’ll keep at it. This week in daily fails: 
-Emily Ratajkowski went out in public wearing clothes and eyeglasses, which is very brainy of her
-Meghan McCain won’t let her kids go to college and get woke-ed
-Taylor Swift fans are apparently all wearing adult diapers to their cult leader’s three hour ritual sacrifice… we mean concert. 
 
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Another banner week for ethically dubious and aesthetically questionable news. Maura and Kristen discuss:

• A study suggesting that Boomers are actually more health conscious than “Millennials,” which at this point has a very nebulous definition
• A rancid approach to memorializing Tina Turner: remembering every awful thing that ever happened to her, and none of the good stuff
• A covert effort to assault Kate Middleton by making jokes in shows whose personnel have marginal ties to Meghan Markle

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