It seems our desperate attempts to make web journalism smart again haven’t worked yet. We’ll keep at it. This week in daily fails: 
-Emily Ratajkowski went out in public wearing clothes and eyeglasses, which is very brainy of her
-Meghan McCain won’t let her kids go to college and get woke-ed
-Taylor Swift fans are apparently all wearing adult diapers to their cult leader’s three hour ritual sacrifice… we mean concert. 
 
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Another banner week for ethically dubious and aesthetically questionable news. Maura and Kristen discuss:

• A study suggesting that Boomers are actually more health conscious than “Millennials,” which at this point has a very nebulous definition
• A rancid approach to memorializing Tina Turner: remembering every awful thing that ever happened to her, and none of the good stuff
• A covert effort to assault Kate Middleton by making jokes in shows whose personnel have marginal ties to Meghan Markle

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Another week, another pot of faily mcFails. This week:

• A Norwegian study finds that men are punished for their sex lives far more than women, in case you even cared
• Meghan Markle is a woke liberal… French-Spanish dessert? 
• Lady Di wouldn’t have ended up like this if she’d *~married for love~*

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Another week of content has been cranked out by your least favorite internet tabloid, and Maura and Kristen are taking one for the team to break it down for you:

• All Japanese people have forgotten how to smile because of masks, apparently?
• Top 10 relationship red flags that should preclude you from being in a relationship to begin with
•  A lip reader decodes an innocuous conversation between two members of the Royal Family, and it is SALACIOUS (it is not) 

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This week, Maura and Kristen tackle the worst in daily fails:  

• Taylor Swift is in Schrödinger’s Relationship with who knows who
• Meghan Markle was a teenager once 
• Wooly mammoths were absolutely horned (tusked?) up

  You’ll never hear the word “dribbled” the same way again.   

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Kristen and Maura come in hot with the worst headlines from the worst “news” “website.”   This week: 

• Rachel McAdams has body hair, and men want to puke and cry about it
• Women are talking about the Pill, obviously abandoning modern medicine
• Meghan Markle debuts a makeover (slightly different hairstyle)

  In short: are women allowed to exist? More at 11.   

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A weekly podcast about the world's worst daily paper, hosted by journalist Maura Currie (The Fall Line, One Strange Thing, Newsweek's The Debate, Slate's Hear Me Out) and culture critic Kristen Meinzer (By The Book, How to Be Fine, Movie Therapy with Rafer & Kristen, Newsweek's Royal Report). It's for everyone who loves dissecting and laughing at the tabloid media. New episodes hit your feed every Friday. 

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