Daily Fail

Fail it up, friends. It’s Friday.  This week:

• The secret to not binge eating is just not thinking about food, or planning meals 
• Camilla can only be interested in domestic violence because of a MAJOR SCOOP from 100 years ago, not because of a reason she’s literally discussed in public
• Kate Moss vapes, is a health goddess. But is also older than she used to be :( 

If you need help with disordered eating, you can find real, great resources from NEDA.  If you need help navigating domestic violence, you can call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-7233, or by texting SMART to 88788. If you missed our appearance on WBEZ’s Nerdette last week, you can still listen wherever you pod!  Find us on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. And if you like the show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen.   

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All we do is fail, fail, fail, fail no matter what.  This week:

• A listener directed us to a bonkers case of betting, Bond-ing, and a misinterpretation of how surnames work. 
• Malia Obama, after a very sad week for her family, goes grocery shopping. The horror. 
• A commentator says he’s not a TERF because he’s not a feminist, so jot that down <3 

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All aboard the Fail Train – this week, with special guest Greta Johnsen of WBEZ’s Nerdette! Our fails this week: 

• The cast of Barbie have perfect skin because of tea and fermented foods and lasers, and not because of makeup or being rich or anything like that
• Famous Americans have reasons to be in the U.K., meaning they obviously like it more than their home country 
• Prince William goes to work all on his own like a big handsome boy!

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Failelujah, it’s Friday. This week:

• Meghan Markle went to a pleasant farmer’s market, was obviously being evil about it
• Jennifer Lopez had a frustrating moment, was not pleased to see the paparazzi. The horror!
• Another media outlet had a controversy, which means this particular publication can ignore their own, bigger controversy

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Not just fails, but flops! We’ve got something for everybody.  This week:

• An actually-very-dangerous misrepresentation of what two (2) Seattle schools are doing to support students
• Prince William rides a horse, is perhaps the hottest man of all time ever full stop. Perhaps. 
• A woman says she hopes we, as a society, stop believing women when they say things

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We’re hiking the fail trail. Join us. This week in fails:

• Meghan and Harry are pursuing separate artistic endeavors, an obvious (?) sign (?) of marital strife (?)
• Are your brain fog, bad parking, and lack of filter because of Alzheimer’s, or just menopause?
• Cindy Silva has a very nice day, despite the fact that she divorced Kevin Costner three decades ago

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The daily failing’s got us flailing.  This week:

• Tom Cruise looks tired… or does he?
• Meghan Markle is too Black, not Black enough, could have learned how to be the right amount of Black from white royals.
• Do you want to eat mustard and cottage cheese every day to lose weight? No? TOO BAD. 

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Some fails are just paving the way for future success. Not these ones, though.  This week in daily fails:

• This home office furniture company says that, unless you buy their stuff, remote workers are gonna be SUPER ugly in a few decades 
• A 22-year-old “self made”  millionaire with rich parents says his generation is lazy
• Queen Camilla wore Dior, which is obviously a diss against Meghan Markle, but then things go really off the rails

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Fails are a way of life. This week on the Daily Fail: 

• The apocalyptic pollution from Canada’s wildfires frightened many a New Yorker — but did you know it was actually mostly dangerous for your skin? 
• A dangerous fad diet helped a perimenopausal woman in Australia lose a lot of weight in an unsustainable fashion, as crash diets are wont to do*
• Melting chocolate in the sun is a genius foodie hack, Maura has a… meltdown… about it 

Be sure to give a listen to our friends at What A Creep – they chronicle the who’s who of the absolute worst people, and we think you’ll love it.  *If you or a loved one are struggling with disordered eating, you’re not alone — and you can find lots of resources from the National Eating Disorders Association.
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Oh lawd, they failin’. Daily. This week: 

• Target supposedly hates Mount Rushmore, Israel, and the military. Due to swimsuits. We think.
• Bad puns about Taylor Swift, who is still not allowed to be happy
• Meghan Markle, or a cardboard cutout of her, walked into Pasadena… to learn how to have tea with the Queen, apparently.

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