It’s the business-and-breakups episode where reality stars try to pivot from chaos to “CEO” and end up serving confusion instead: Katie Maloney and Ariana Madix’s ultra-feminine sandwich shop goes from buzzy to ghost-town chic, Meredith Marks launches a $99 bath bomb like it’s a luxury lifestyle statement instead of a soap situation, and Demi Engemann admits the “affair” drama on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives was less scandal and more scripted panic button. Meanwhile Mauricio Umansky gets caught canoodling in public with someone who looks like she still gets carded, directly contradicting his daughters’ very reasonable plea for discretion, and over in Potomac, Gizelle Bryant and Robyn Dixon debate whether Wendy Osefo showing up to a massive fan event while facing felony trouble is fearless… or just wildly bad optics. It’s entrepreneurship by vibes, romance by bad decisions, and crisis management by shrug emoji—the kind of week that proves reality TV stars don’t just chase headlines… they trip into them in designer shoes.