It’s a week in reality TV where the mess is flowing harder than a Bravo reunion bar tab. RHOSLC’s Bronwyn Newport and Todd Bradley are officially calling it quits after nine years, with word of the split reportedly dropping right at the Season 6 reunion—because of course it did. Down in Charleston, the Southern Charm boys are keeping their brand strong: Craig and Austen’s codependent chaos has reached such heights that even their castmates are comparing them to Brokeback Mountain, while Shep stays committed to his full-time bachelor clownery. Meanwhile, in the wider universe of questionable choices, Chase McWhorter is joking on social media about his DUI arrest, and Next Gen NYC’s Gia Giudice is out here dropping NSFW relationship confessions like it’s her side hustle. Reality stars staying messy? Groundbreaking.