Daily Mail

Dude marries his adopted son, kid suspended for bringing chili pepper to school, Putin is pissed, SKY MALL IS BACK

Dude kills himself because his dick was too big, 90 Russian sailors go down on a porn star, a kid blackmails his mom into sex, ISIS suicide bombers complaining about nepotism, and poor kids in NYC dont have fun.

Teacher arranges sex in classroom closet, dude steals 1000 eggs, suspended for nerf toy, 8 yr old in a suitcase

Couple dies from Carbon Monoxide having sex in a car, teacher swallows live hamster to teach kids a lesson, chick gets pregnant through anal sex, Saudi Arabia searching online for 8 new exectutioners, Whiskey Vagina is real and it sucks.

Cell phones in pregnant ladies and lost brains

French drinking death, Japanese virgin problem, Disneyland kid injured by Pluto, Pizza emoji order,

Death by wedgie, the Game of 72, prostitutes in the old folks home, Las Vegas Cocaine Addict convention, and a ginger threatened to assassinate Prince Charles

Twins by different fathers, Morgan Freeman loves weed, goldfish surgery, soccer player pays for celebration damages, and a Chinese drug dealer smuggling in his foreskin.

Chipotle delivery, Cop bites balls, Hip Hop > Beatles, and Barstool Blast from the Past

Florida woman takes a dump in a police car, entirely different Florida woman has sex with underage boys AND dogs, Canada wants to protect fat people with laws, Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vagina, and High Horse Beer Guy tries to sue Blue Moon