President of Zimbabwe asks to marry Obama, China NOT falling for the gay hype, middle aged NYC men riding skateboards, Google Maps responsible for train deaths, and Japanese women obssessed with new sexy gorilla at the zoo

Pastor says he will NOT light himself on fire because of the gays, dude mistakes the NBC logo for gay pride flag, Lutheran pastor blames the Jews, Bunny Ranch chick wants to be on the $10 bill, 35 year old reports missing teddy bear to the police

Pastor says he will NOT light himself on fire because of the gays, dude mistakes the NBC logo for gay pride flag, Lutheran pastor blames the Jews, Bunny Ranch chick wants to be on the $10 bill, 35 year old reports missing teddy bear to the police

Dolezal tells student she's not Hispanic enough, Jaden Smith explains why he was Batman, Brooklyn school eats their class pet, dude buries himself alive and dies, Terry Francona ate 17 popsicles

Dolezal tells student she's not Hispanic enough, Jaden Smith explains why he was Batman, Brooklyn school eats their class pet, dude buries himself alive and dies, Terry Francona ate 17 popsicles

Spider Man must be white and straight, Sweden invents new world for female masturbation, KFC proves it wasnt a rat, chick goes to hospital for wearing skinny jean

Spider Man must be white and straight, Sweden invents new world for female masturbation, KFC proves it wasnt a rat, chick goes to hospital for wearing skinny jean

China wants to ban "Your mom" from its internet, Russia doesnt think we went to the moon, Japanese dude pays 3 grand for a watermelon, Cat wins a dog hero award, dude gets beaten to death by his gf with a can of peas

China wants to ban "Your mom" from its internet, Russia doesnt think we went to the moon, Japanese dude pays 3 grand for a watermelon, Cat wins a dog hero award, dude gets beaten to death by his gf with a can of peas

Goldman Sachs restricts interns to 17 HOUR work days, Florida woman and a dog, threesome ends in stabbing, sex toys in the hotel room, and cat owners are dumb