After 23 minutes of our usal nonsense Rachel & Jake get down to it on the 2nd episode of their run in Final Fantasy VII Remake! Cloud being too cool for school, Aerith being absolutely adorable, Reno being a little prick, Rude being a very supportive boyfriend, some good ol fashioned crossdressing shenanigans AND A WHOLE LOT OF SAD DRAMA await on the latest beautiful disaster we call DAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOO!!!!

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Intro: Underneath the Rotting Pizza Lofi by Rifti Beats

Outro: This Time Imperfect by AFI

After 27 minutes of catching up and talking about Mario games and Star Trek - the crew FINALLY jumps into the long awaited Final Fantasy VII Remake! Rachel tries her best to not fangirl out too hard as Jake surprisingly seems to enjoy themselves as they commit crimes, escape the law, stick it to the man, hang out with hotties, and generally act really fucking cool. All this and more on the latest episode of DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN CHOCOBOOOOO!!!!

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Intro: FightBattle Theme Lofi Remix by Lofi Lia

Outro V.A.N. by Poppy x Bad Omens

After the 25 minute mark the crew gets down to business and FINALLY crushes Lavos and wrap their run on Chrono Trigger. Boss fights galore and even more endings wrap up this well earned classic in the JRPG Genre.

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Intro: World Revolution (Orchestral Remix) by Malcolm Robinson Music

Outro: Whatcha Want by Lawrence

After 23 minutes of catching up Jake and Rachel jump back into Chrono Trigger! Featuring the revival of a dead character, the joining of another and side quests galore!

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Intro: Corridors of Time Synthwave Remix by Pete Frogs

Outro: She is a Fire by Cradle of Filth

Recorded in mid January and uploaded months late because we suck, Jake and Rachel celebrate the end of 2023 by looking back on the year and talking about thier favorite things of the year while playing Lego Fortnite!

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After about 21 minutes of talk about Star Trek Movies and how Rachel is STILL working through FFXVI, we get down to business talking about Chrono Trigger. Dinosaurs being assholes, future people being assholes, and Lavos ABSOLUTELY being an asshole, AND MORE await on the next episode of DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!

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Intro: Corridors of Time Remix by OSRSBeatz

Outro: Dumbest Girl Alive by 100 Gecs

OMFG This episode was completed way too long ago and I forgot to upload it. We play more Chrono Trigger and its very good. The end. 

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Intro: Corridors of Time (80's remix) by Sulkembo

Outro: Cry to Heaven by Creeper

Rachel and Jake start what was supposed to.a short audio clip for social media that blew up into a full on mini-episode. Complete with shit-tacular audio, we talk about if Chrono is an interesting character or not.

Intro: There isn't One. I mean, I guess me talking about the episode? Maybe that counts?

Outro: I didn't incude one because... welll..... this was supposed to be a quick bang out thing and I'm really tired! I Dunno, blame Jake! It's his fault somehow! I don't know exactly but I'm certain :D

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Listen, it takes 29 minutes for actual Chrono Trigger talk to start and thats AFTER editing the heck out of it. You know the deal by now, we're terrible at this and not gunna change any time soon.  ;)

Rachel and Jake have arrived at one of the greatest RPG's ever made - the incredibly highly regarded CHRONO TRIGGER! Do you need us to tell you its any good? NO, you absolutely do not. You could listen to us TRY and think of something intersting to say about this game.... or you can just go play it. (Also we were unusually tired? That ever happen to you? You just mentally crash out of nowhere? Yes, we're old). I dunno man, its a great game! Why are you even reading this? ALL THIS RAMBLING NONSENSE AND MORE ON THIS EPISODE OF DAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!!!

Intro: Secret of the forest by Guido

Outro: Scorpion by 3TEETH

After totally forgetting we finished recording Rachel finally gets around and edits/uploads this episode!

After around 28 minutes we finally talk about Kingdom Hearts 3's DLC - ReMind! We talk about stuff, it's mostly good. I dunno, I'm too embarassed the episode is so stupid late!

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Intro:  Scala Ad Caelum Battle Theme (Edge of Existence)  - SilverTom Remix

Outro: HATEFULL by HEALTH