Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

After spending waaaaaay too long (about 38 minutes) talking about some stuff from last episode and "Zack Snyder's Justice League" - Jake an Rich wrap up our return to Final Fantasy VII. For the last time?

A whole bunch of fetching random stuff, catching birds and makin' them bang out, getting stomped by super-bosses specifically designed to stop asses, and the final descent into hell await on the Noob Fan Favorite thats totally not as great as everyone says and they only like it most because its their first podcast we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!

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Intro: Birth of a God - GaMetal Remix

Outro: Crow Killer Blues by Rob Zombie

Rich invites honorary Chocobro, the often referenced Jason Pope (and his desperate for attention dogs) to talk about how having kids can dramatically effect ones ability to engage with games, collecting and general nerd stuff.

After 29 minutes of Rich Talking about Fortnite (FRIGGIN SNAKE-EYES!), reading old Transformers comics and nearly freezing to death the guys get going on the penultimate episode of their Final Fantasy VII run. Hojo being a massive piece of Trash, Cid being less of a piece of trash but still a prick, The Turks deserving to die, going into outer space, Shinra doing one thing that isn't actually evil, Bugenhagen holding court, and anticipation for our talk about Chocobo breeding next episode ALL AWAIT on the most recent FREE DLC for the ongoing pop culture mashup we call DAAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!

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Intro: Weapon Raid (Metal Cover) by Infinity Tone

Outro: Last One Standing by Icon For Hire

After 17 minutes of build up Jake and Rich return to the very sad place we left off at in Final Fantasy VII. A quest for revenge, several questionable decisions, the dumbest prison escape ever, some Kaiju, and one of the trippiest/weirdest/best parts in the game await on the latest jam we call DAMN CHOCOBO!!!!!

Intro: FF7 Who...Are You Music Remake by Enrico Deiana

Outro: Basket Case by Greenday

Bringing 2020 to a close and looking forward to 2021 - Rich and Jake talk about cool shit they bought, played, and experienced over the last year all while getting tore up and playing Minecraft for the first time ever.

First Break: "My Ex's Best Friend" by Machine Gun Kelly.

Second Break: "Hydrochloride" by Ghostemane

Somehow against the odds these two dipshits made it to episode 100! Taking a brief break from talking about their replay of Final Fantasy VII, Rich and Jake take a chance to look back on the last 9 years of recording this nonsense. Talk about failures, successes, and how much longer are we going to be able to keep this up await on the latest nostalgia stricken look back at the past we call DAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!!!

OUTRO: Over the Mountain by Ozzy Osbourne.

Thanks to cutting the intro nonsense to be its own Birth Droppings Episode we get right into the FFVII action almost immediately! Cloud having issues of varying types, Yuffie showing us just how much of a pain she can be, creepy pricks showing back up, NUMEROUS betrayals, and some really nasty bosses await on this MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE episode of DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!.

Intro: City of the Ancients Remix by jollypls

Outro: Vagabond by Ghostemane

In an attempt to record Episode 99 of the main show we accidentally stumbled into a lengthy discussion about Crunch Time in game development and our own experiences with Crunch and bad management.

After 21 minutes of talking about time spent over the Thanksgiving break and things we're thankful for we get right back to action with Cloud and the raddest bunch of cool lookin' video games dudes.

Lots of douchebags being douches, the Turks being chill as fuuuuuuuck, Rich making very poor choices as far as difficult battles, babies needing diaper changes, robbing sad fools blind aaaand a whole lot more on the latest barely out the door under the wire as a tight deadline approaches and shit clearly isn't all the way together but its close enough episode of that thing we call DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!

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Intro: Cosmo Canyon Remake by Enrico Deiana

Outro: Popular Monster by Falling In Reverse

After 17 minutes of nonsense Rich and Jake begin our loooong teased return to Final Fantasy VII.

Once again we go back to the original Final Fantasy VII to give a proper look, this time with the context of playing and talking about faaaar more Final Fantasy games as well as just becoming far better podcasters than we were 9 years prior. Nostalgia about the game (both from playing it as teens and playing it for the initial episodes of the show) , admiration of the ambition of the Squaresoft team, adoration of the overall weirdness, some straight up shit talking greedy power hungry dickwads AND MORE await on the latest retro throwback to happier but less experienced times podcast we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMMN CHOCOBOOOOOO

Intro: Mako Reactor TRAP REMIX by Clément Picart

Outro: Stabbing in the Dark by Ice Nine Kills