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After 31 minutes of talking about parenthood stress, Batman Arkham games, the recent PsOne era Final Fantasy remasters, and lots of Kingdom Hearts 3: Re:Mind, we finally get down to business and get into the semi controversially received Final Fantasy XII.
Does Jake have a problem with it like he does most things? Does Rich STILL think it takes too damn long to do anything in it? FIND OUT in the latest retro remake remaster rerelease we call DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOO!
Intro: Giza Plains remix by Betoceba
Outro: Save Yourself by Stabbing Westward
NOTE: Traditional Episode Format starts around 1:35:00 mark.
Jake and Rich celebrate the end of 2019 and ring in 2020 with the LEGEND that is SquareEnix oft forgotten Ps2 "classic" called "THE BOUNCER." Punching and kicking and awkward dog collar related clothing choices await along with our individual TOP 10 FAVORITE THINGS OF 2019!!!!. All that and a ton more on the last inebriated but not quite as drunk as you'd think episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Intro: Degeneration X Theme by Jim Johnston and WWE Intermission: Triple H "My Time" Theme by Jim Johnston and WWE Outro: Chris Jericho "Wall of Jericho" Theme by Jim Johnston and WWESuperman beloved hero or antiquated icon? Listen us rant and rave about one of the biggest superheroes in all of the comic book universe.
FFV talk starts around the 23 min mark.
Rich and Jake return to the many lands of Final Fantasy V to help Galuf and friends rock ExDeath's world. Power leveling jobs versus character levels, Galuf being a badass, Gilgamesh being a huge chump, Bartz's family drama, a sad little girl, a sick dragon, a dickbag tree, and a whooole lot more await on newest creepy crawly and most definitely haunted episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: FFV Home Sweet Home Instrumental Cover by Orchestral Fantasy Outro: Stranglehold by Ted Nugent (what an unexpected choice by Jake!)Final Fantasy V content starts around the 13 minute mark!
Jake and Rich continue their journey through the surprisingly great gem of the 16 bit era, Final Fantasy V. Bumbling around the world, finding a boat, getting lost at sea and nearly stuck because of it, losing that boat, getting another one, flying I think (?), traveling through time and space, Jake probably dies at some point and its funny, resurrecting a evil guy, and I dunno other stuff. ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE LATEST FM STAPLE HIT WE CALL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: Battle of the Bridge (Cover) by GaMetal Outro: All Along the Watchtower by (Motherfucking) Jimi HendrixA variety of subjects come into play...Tool nonsense, the digital media vs physical media discussion, the gripe for lack of space, stupid laziness, Final Fantasy VIII artistic intent, Game DLC Evolution, Minor Game Development chat, and other ridiculous in the next drop out of the sky called Damn Chocobo Bird Droppings!!!!
FFV talk starts in full force around the 26 min mark but we get into some SquareEnix FF talk in the build up.
Jake and Rich take a trip to the distant past to once again visit a game on the more retro side of Final Fantasy's history with the oft forgotten FFV. Discussion of silly Japanese vs English names, character sprites not matching character art, bad attempts at hiding ones sex, how badly we really want to play Tactics now, and how Square just isn't the Bret Hart of RPG's anymore (as in the Best There Is). All that and more await on the next classically trained but rebellious at heart jam that we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Intro: Vessel_of_the_Void_OC_ReMix By zircon Outro: Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater RevivalWhat constitutes a real and terrible villain? One that is both likable in a sense yet despicable. Listen to Rich and Jake rant, ramble, rave, and agree that British Villains are the best in the very first Episode of Damn Chocobo's Bird Droppings!!!
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