Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

FFXV talk starts after 30 minutes of Marvel Comics talk!

Jake and Rich and Gladio and Prompto and Ignis and our boy Ardyn all return to wrap up the DLC portion Final Fantasy XV. Surprise at just how good the DLCs are, how excessively masculine Gladio is, Promto's concerns about his origins, Ignis stepping up in a HUGE way, Ardyn finally being revealed to actually be awesome, and more hotness awaits on the latest additional pay per chapter or buy the season pass edition of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: Omnis Lacrima (Symphonic Metal Cover) by FalKKonE Intermission: Prayers for Rain by the Cure Outro: Disguise by Motionless in White

FFXV Talk starts at around the 28 minute mark after a lengthy talk about Kingdom Hearts III (SHOCK!!!), Spiderman for Ps4, and Game of Thrones.

Plot continues taking off at a rapid pace as Rich and Jake roll with Noctis and his dude bros while they roll on the finale of the controversial FFXV. Talk of Ignis' new character development, Noctis having a whoooooole lot of dramatic moments, Gladio being a dick, learning Prompto's origins, finally touching on some notable differences between what Rich played when the game initially released, a bunch of bosses, Ardyn reaching new heights of shocking cruelty, and more await on the next Hot Topic drenched goth-industrial mid 90's shock rocker we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNNN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Intro: To Be King (Somnus) by Indigo Charly

Outro: Stay With Me by In Flames

After a lengthy discussion of music - FFXV talk starts up art the 22 min mark.

After 30+ hours of game time with no forward momentum in the plot Noctis and crew are finally about to make plot happen. What the game have could have done to make the middle chunk less uneventful, a few more dungeons, a detour for mythril for some reason, the return of everyone's favorite busty dragoon, a whole lot of driving around collecting royal arms, the long awaited reunion with Lunafreya, and far more of that prick Ardyn than anyone should ever want await on the latest intrepidly improvisational intellectually imbecilic ignoble impetus we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!

Intro: Lunas Theme Violin and Piano by gbritaney

Outro: And All That Could Have Been by nine inch nails

Episode starts around the 28 min mark after a lengthy semi spoiler-ey talk about the Resident Evil 2 Remake and one potentially off putting detail about Kingdom Hearts 3.

Rich and Jake ride shotgun with the super stylish crew of Final Fantasy XV as they continue their road trip and screwing across across the countryside. Lots of bumbling about, some relatively boring side quests, a huge letdown after cliffhanger, Ardyn still being a huuuuuge douche, reoccurring non-sequiturs featuring the musician Sting, the arrival of another suspiciously dressed spear wielding lady, and a lengthy ride with everyone favorite crush (and a certain muscle boi's sister) aaaaand more await on the latest power pop smash single we caaaaalll Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnn Chooooooocooooooooooobooooooooo!!!

Intro: Somnus - Classical Guitar Cover by Beyond the Guitar

Outro: Desert Rose by Sting

For those that want to skip the live play-through portion and the top 10 lists, the normal show format section begins around the 2:07:00 mark.

Jake and Rich say goodbye to 2018 and whats up to the New Year the only way they know how - by playing a classic game that they cuss a lot at - this year with the legendary Megaman III. As tradition for the holiday episode, listen to the guys talk about their favorite things of the last year while failing miserably over and over again. How many times does Rich bring up Transformers? How often does Jake mention he's pissed off? How many bosses do they manage to overcome? Does the baby interrupt Rich at any point?!?!?!? Find out on the latest celebratory party we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Intro: Mega Man 3 Theme Remix by Dj XeMeX

Break: Mega Man 3 - Even Harder Remix by Hyde209

Outro: The Figurehead - The Cure

Final Fantasy XV talk starts after the 19 min mark after OTHER kind of game related talk!

Jake and Rich continue with Noctis and crew's quest to get Noct laid. Or married. Probably both. Discussions of how much Prompto loves Chocobos, how much Noct probably digs Iris, how absurd it is the guys don't recognize Arden, how much Arden himself is annoying, how much Jake straight up knows way too many Jim Carrey quotes AND SO MUCH MORE await on the next SMOKIN episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alllll riiiiiiiiighty then!

Intro: Stand Your Ground [Trap Remix] by Musicalitybeats

Outro: Ningen Wo Kaburu by Dir en grey

Final Fantasy talk starts around 27 min mark (after some actual video game talk!).

Rich and Jake check out what at this time is the most recent numbered entry in the Final Fantasy series with Final Fantasy XV! How essential is the prequel movie and anime? Does Noctis show any emotions whatsoever? Who has the best hair of the main boys? Is there any plot to talk about whatsoever? Who, if anyone, likes Cindy? How good is the combat at feeling like the crazy shit in the movie? These questions and more are tackled on the next episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Intro: MStand By Me (Florence and the Machine) Remix by Joe Mann

Outro: Bullet Ride by In Flames

Secret of Mana talk starts around the 19 Minute mark after another lengthy talk about getting older. Because the dudes are getting older. For real.

Rich and Jake return to wrap up the magic in the immensely legendary SNES classic, Secret of Mana. Somewhat confusing level layouts, Moms turning into trees, Jake continuing to move like a butterfly and sting like a bee, Rich continuing to suck at finding hit boxes, a betrayal from out of nowhere, the game basically being Star Wars, and a really pervy undead ghost weirdo all await on the ever aging and slowly but surely approaching death every day show we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Intro: Meridian Dance Remix by GaMetal

Outro: In Our Wake by Atreyu

Secret of Mana talk starts around the 16 Minute mark.

The Chocobro's return for more action and adventure in Secret of Mana! Confusion on what the story actually is, acknowledgement that the remake actually has some valid improvements, unbelievably stupid rebels, a whole lot of fighting, Rich's struggles with navigating Flammie on the over-world, the value of money in RPG's, Gold loving kings that suck, and the worlds biggest asshole bird. All of this and more await on the latest pre assembled, no paint required, 1/1 scaled, adult collectible we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Intro: Fear of the Heavens Remix by cominup85

Outro: A Forest by The Cure

Game relevant talk begins around the 20 min mark.

After a lengthy talk about joblessness, fatherhood and mowing lawns like a couple of old people the boys return to talk about the Legendary Secret of Mana again. Debates on how to pronounce the word 'Mana,' the effectiveness of magic against bosses, Jake's struggle with puzzles, Rich's struggle against stupid enemies, bad dragon names, a kickass mushroom, and more await on another mysterious and otherworldly adventure we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!

Intro: Steel and Wubz by DS Music

Outro: New Jersey Makes, The World Takes By Senses Fail