Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

Jake and Rich (or is it.... Rachel?!?!?!?) get back to business after a somewhat insane delay to continue our run through Kingdom Hearts 3!

Game talk starts around 25 minutes in where to discuss Sora talking toooons of trash, old threats seeming somewhat aimless, the main characters also being somewhat aimless, the games lack of any real damand on the player to be skilled, why some worlds are excting and others are not, and much much more (not to mention Jake frequently drumming on his table - seriously dude wtf!) on the latest episode of DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!

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Intro: Face My Fears - Kasger x MELURAN Bootleg

Outro: Yen - Slipknot

Opening with 35 minutes discussing the Obi Wan miniseries from Disney + we eventually FINALLY get around to discussing what goes down in Kingdom Hearts 3. Sora losing is mojo like a complete chump, Donald being the smartest guy in a room full of idiots, the Organization XIII being toothless wimps, and much much more await on this tasty lick we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOO!!!!

If you have any questions or want to reach out to us for any reason feel free to email at [email protected] or reach out @damnchocobo on all the standard social sites.

Intro: Don't Think Twice by AmaLee

Outro: Armee der Tristen by Rammstein

After 35 minutes of discussing the early episodes of Obi Wan and giving updates on our collecting hobbies (YES I KNOW WE SHOULD HAVE GOT TO THE POINT) we almost kind of start talking about Kingdom Hearts 3.... but mostly spend the majority of the episode just trying to recap the previous games in the series.

Sooo uh... enjoy that. Please don't make this your first episode. Or maybe it's a great first one? I have no idea.

If you have any questions or want to reach out to us for any reason feel free to email at [email protected] or reach out @damnchocobo on all the standard social sites.

Intro: Dont Think Twice REMIX by The Punkens

Outro: Scoring the End of the World by Motionless in White

Rich and Jake take a brief break from talking about and replaying old RPGS to give some of our favorite game music a proper spotlight. Prepare for a lot of kickass tunes and gushing about drums, swelling orchestration, and good vibes.

INTRO and other songs: Seroiusly too many too list, music and their sources are listed thorughout the episode!

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After 18 minutes of typical catchinig up nonsense, Jake and Rich get down to talk about the finale of Final Fantasy Tactics.

Tragedy and Triump, a very long optional dungeon, obtuse rare item aquisition mechanics, and a metric ton of butts getting kicked await on the latest tear jerking soul breaking episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Intro: Decisive Battle by Lorenzo de Sequera

Outro: Loveletting by VV

After 22 minutes of talking about starting a new job and Batman stuff we get down to getting down and during into the PENULTIMATE CHAPTER of our Final Fantsy Tactics playthrough. Family Drama between brothers, a daughter feeling betrayed, creepy incel douchebags, and a whole lot more await on the grimiest down and dirty podcast us filth wollowing fools call DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!

Intro: The Hero, Ramza Flute Tribute by iXyled

Outro: Thieves by Ministry

After what feels like constant wild ass life events the duders (and occasionally Rich's daughter Darcy) FINALLY get it together and put out ANOTHER EPISODE! After a brief 10 minute catch up on random goings on they get down to talking about how badass THUNDER GOD CID really is, how incredibly badass Agrias can be, more goings on in the Beowulf & Reis sidequest storyline, THE AQUSITION OF CLOUD, and some fights against dudes that Jake really really did not enjoy. All of this and more on the latest UNPRECEDENTED WORLD CHANGING EVENT we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Intro: Antidote (Orchestral) by Pontus Hultgren Music

Outro: Battlefield by Blind Guardian

On a bit of a whim, Rich returns to the world of Final Fantasy XIV to give it a second look and see for himself just how much it has improved since the guys checked it out last on the show!

This episode covers roughly the main story quests for A Realm Reborn levels 1-20!

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Outro: The Reckoning by Godhead

Rich and Jake celebrate 2021 coming to a close by popping some drinks, playing Diablo 2 and talking about their favorite games, movies, tv shows, and other things of the year!

As always, if you want to reach us feel free to email us at [email protected] or at all the usual social media sites @damnchocobo

Mid episode break: Twisted Tongues by AFI

Damn Chocobo, the best-worst Final Fantasy podcast in the fandom, celebrating their 10 year anniversary!

December 2011 to December 2021 (AND COUNTING!!!!)

Shout out to all the listeners! You all are a huge motivation to keep doing this and we owe you all massive thank you. You keep listening and we'll keep doing this shit.