I believe I've achieved self-parody, which is, of course, the ultimate goal of any artist! Your participation is most appreciated! 

I want to tell you something I've never told anyone, but I can't think of anything. 

Many of you have queried about the music in DNw5M. For "Dig the Drummer, music for Unknown Men, Unknown Women" I used a Korg Minilogue Polyphonic Analog Synthesizer, a Boss BR1200 Digital Recording Studio, and an Alesis SR16 24bit Stereo Drum Machine. This is a wordless episode, but it is still Dan Nielsen with Five Minutes and thanks for listening.      

The Person of the Day is Keith Suddrey. The episode is his poem. 

Reality is the aggregate of the perceptions of all creatures. 

This podcast is the best thing I do. It's not even close. Give it a listen. 

The concept that the punishment of an individual's soul in Hell corresponds to the sin that person committed on earth.

This isn't for everyone, but it's most definitely for you.   

Season 2 is all about Simon. Be patient with this poor fool. Thanks for listening. 

This is the last episode of DNw5M Season 1. It's been an emotional kiddy-boat ride for sure. I'll take a break to see if anyone notices. If you notice, please let me know. Thanks for listening!