Dan Nielsen with Five Minutes

Artistically, this is the best I've ever done, or am likely to ever do. So that's that. 

The luxury of doing, saying, and possessing pointless things.    

Simon Narrow needs help, preferably yours. 

It's picnic time and this is the perfect picnic planner and perker-upper! Performed by the lovely and amazing Georgia Bellas!   

No flies were harmed in the writing or recording of this episode. I wouldn't harm a fly. 

Warning! Drug use and irresponsible behavior! Dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.    

The further adventures of Simon Narrow, with a dedication to the people of Ukraine, and a quote from Slaughterhouse-Five.   

The most memorable living experiences are the ones where you're nearly broke and looking for a warm place to spend the night. When you're young and a poet there is nothing more exciting, or romantic, or terrifying. These are poems by Richard D Houff set to music. Welcome to Hotel Hell.    

The triumphant return of Simon Narrow! 

Music by Sugar Whiskey. Georgia performs classic Nielsen-isms for meditative relaxation. Especially recommended for those irritating 3 AM panic attacks. Peace and love from Georgia and Dan.