Dan Saves the World

I don't know how he does it, but Markus Vaughn once again hijacks the podcast! What nefarious reasons does he have for doing so? The worst reasons of all-- sports talk!

In this episode we cover everything from a breakdown of our favorite sports owners, we touch on the baseball postseason, and ultimately wind up with a healthy conversation about the upcoming UFC fight between Michael Bisping and Georges St. Pierre. 

If you like sports and dumb jokes, we have your hookup.

Tune in as we save the world from queef jokes! Eh, not really.

I don't really know how to address a serious topic like the terror attack in Las Vegas yesterday. Do you use humor? Do you simply discuss how you feel? Do we use facts and figures to bludgeon others into agreeing with your every thought about the situation? I'm not really sure. All I do know is I felt like crap before I recorded, and I felt a little less crappy afterwards. Hopefully you can say the same after a listen.

You asked for it and we delivered. A groundbreaking episode-- straight from Chicago-- where we bring on special outside correspondent Paul to help get to the bottom of the issues: Is Blue Apron a racket? Are nut shots making a comeback? Could Ancestry DNA really be a load of BS? And what's the deal with football?! The only way to find out is to download and listen!

Also, any feedback you'd like to give is greatly appreciated. facebook.com/dansavestheworld is the spot.

As summer winds down, obnoxious youth everywhere head off for another year of overly priced college education. "But how will they know how to properly prep for their sojourn," we hear you asking. Well ask no more, because longtime friend of the show-- Markus Vaughn-- throws on his Mountie boots and jumps back in the saddle for this Back to School blowout!

Make sure you give us a listen, and learn all about what the REAL essentials are for your dorm room: shower carriers, fans named Windy, and sweet posters guaranteed to not scare women so much that they hate you and decide not to sleep with you on first sight! Hooray!

All that, plus Question Time, on this brand new episode of the Dan Saves the World show!

So we sometimes have technical difficulties on the show. And oftentimes we just publish it anyways. Yet when we don't ignore our shortcomings and decide to aspire to mediocrity, we pull stuff together rather quickly. This week our host simply decides to jam out to some music and really bounce around the depths of his music library. Check it out as the podcast mostly covers music such as dumb 90's swing fusion, Cobra Starship and fake MTV boy bands!  Plus-- never download music to impress women, as my Ani DiFranco collection will attest.

We're working diligently on this new show for you! From the most humble beginnings as a privateer, thru glory found in brazen battles on the seas of the northern Atlantic, this is the story of how one man overcame his lowly birth to fulfill his destiny and become the embodiment of a legend. A delicious, delicious legend. This is a preview of the eventual biographical look at Cap'n Crunch.

Brand new episode of Dan Saves the World! This episode we've got friend of the show Ryan to stop by and really dig deep on some best practices for online dating. Don't worry-- despite his stoic demeanor and virtuous intent to bring you fantastic information, our indelible host Dan Himself never lets that stop him from jumping at every low hanging joke that might be available.

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Hooray!

Well folks, what can we say? It's been another great trip to the desert for the show, and we couldn't have done it without a blind belief that everyone cares what we have to say while we're bored and drunk. You did this to yourselves!

The Vegas wrap-up starts off with some talk about the Canadian version of Funniest Home Videos, and then we definitely touch on some dos and don'ts for how to enjoy your time in Las Vegas.

Finally, we wrap up with a city official from the city of Boulder, CO coming on to defend the integrity of his beautiful burg, which none other than Dan Himself has shamelessly besmirched for what seems like way too many episodes to justify keeping that joke going.

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This brand new episode comes straight from the mouths of babes-- two hunky babes known as Dan Himself and Markus Vaughn!

We're back in Las Vegas for the first of a two-episode special. The crew comes together and discusses such amazing things as Captain Planet, Beauty and the Beast, sponsorships, and more! As a special bonus for longtime fans of the show, we've also managed to gently interweave a textbook example of how to promise your listening audience shows that you are not actually able to deliver on!

"Can Dan Saves the World BE any more riveting?" -My Mom (just kidding, she doesn't listen to this show.)

As always, follow us on http://www.facebook.com/DanSavesTheWorld for up to date info on episodes, funny memes we see and the hottest takes regarding local city ordinances! Don't forget an oven mitt!

We are back and better than ever! Well, better than like 75% of the time. Ok, back and better than a few times but probably not quite as good as some other times. Are you happy?

ANYWAYS! We have returned from hiatus with another fantastic episode of Dan Saves the World. This one was meant to be a quick hitter but lasted a bit longer than expected. Dan Himself is riding solo today, but we still cover things like how it's scientific fact that the internet was cooler before it sold out, why Donnie and Marie Osmond suck, a brand new way to describe the most badass generation ever, and more!

Plus, as a special add-on, we'll dig into why I think the phrase "...and that's why I'm single!" is a timeless piece of English vernacular that absolutely cannot be lost to the sands of time.

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