Dan vs The Screen

Another three movies bite the dust! I saw Cold Pursuit, The Prodigy, and What Men Want! Were any of them good? Not really. Did I watch them anyway? Sure did! Theme song: Bang a Drum by Antti Luode

It’s a light week! Miss Bala is the only movie, but there’s plenty more coming down the line . . . Theme song: Bang a Drum by Antti Luode

This week took a bit of a turn! Kid Who Would Be King, Stan and Ollie, plus a bonus movie: Least of These, the Graham Staines Story. All three movies went about as expected. But Serenity? Completely off the rails. In a million years, you’ll never guess the plot of this one, and I can … Continue reading "Season 2: Episode 5"

January is wrapping up! I watched Glass, Dragon Ball Super: Broly, and If Beale Street Could Talk. Was the M. Night Shyamalan movie good? BIG TWIST: It was! DOUBLE TWIST: Actually it wasn’t! I’ll take my Hollywood script-writing contract now, thanks. Theme song: Bang a Drum by Antti Luode

The first big week is behind us! I watched Replicas, A Dog’s Way Home, The Upside, and On the Basis of Sex. Two were good, two weren’t, and you’ll never guess which were which! Actually, you can probably guess pretty easily. Theme song: Bang a Drum by Antti Luode

This week, I watched Escape Room, and it . . . wasn’t as bad as I thought! But don’t worry, there’s FIVE MORE movies out, so surely one of those will be terrible. Also, quick pre-correction: 2013’s The Phantom starred David Duchovny, not Keanu Reeves. But you can see where I’d get confused. Theme song: … Continue reading "Season 2: Episode 2"

The podcast is back! And that can only mean one thing! I’ve made the terrible decision to watch every movie again . . . This week, there’s only previewing to be done, and only one movie to preview: The Escape Room Don’t worry, the rest of January will be packed! Theme song: Bang a Drum … Continue reading "Season 2: Episode 1"

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!  Those cats were fast as lightning!  Except the old guy, he was slow as molasses.  Rachel and I watched Fung Fu: The Legend Continues.  We discuss it’s scientific accuracy and amazing stunts, all of which was really really really super great. “Bad Ideas (clean)” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: … Continue reading "Season 2 Episode 2"

Rachel and I kick the year off with an insightful look into modern presidential politics . . . via The Celebrity Apprentice.  Yeah. “Bad Ideas (clean)” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

It’s the final episode!  I did it!  Seven more movies join the pile!  La La Land, Passengers, Assassin’s Creed, Sing, Fences, Why Him?, and Manchester By the Sea, are all crossed off the list, and with that, the list is now zero movies long.  Rachel and I talk about all of those, and run down the year in review a bit.  Stay … Continue reading "Episode 52"