Scotty and Joe discuss the finer points of:
* Terrible Friend Archetype: The Naive Nincompoop
* Motto: I’m smarter than I am
* Core Desire: To be special
* Goal: To be their facade
* Biggest Fear: Having your stupidity exposed
* Strategy: Surround yourself with people of equal or lesser intelligence
* Weakness: People smarter than me
* Special Talent: Wearing ignorance like a suit of armor
* Mom Box
* Joe: A series of recordings of my own orgasms
* Scotty: A barbie with dirty hypodermic needles for legs
* How Do You Live Like That? Those old or fat people who take little baby steps and walk really slow and take forever to get anywhere.