Dark Mode with John Coyle

Dark Mode with John Coyle

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Dark Mode with John Coyle episodes

  • Under the Influence w/ Ella Orlando | Dark Mode 61

    Today, we're sharing our craziest under-the-influence stories. As usual, stories are submitted by the audience, and the best story of the day wins a cash prize. Pay attention to see if you won.

    Win on a future episode:
    1. Share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/hYM9FA1D
    2. Comment below: What is your craziest under-the-influence story?
    Chapters
    00: 00 Today's prompt

    01: 09 Story #1 - Paid for sex for change

    05: 01 Story #2 - Ted Bundy Hotline

    11: 28 Story #3 - Grumpy

    13: 21 Story #4 - Pop Rocks BJ

    17: 54 Story #5 - Butterfly Cake

    20: 30 Story #6 - Mental Hospital Patient

    25: 45 Plugs

    29: 59 Ella's Under the Influence Story

    37: 50 Story #7 - Miami Date Night

    45: 02 Story #8 - Bad Crowd

    01:02:00 Story of the Day

    01:03:25 How to Win In The Future

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Bad Parenting w/Sarah Tollemache | Dark Mode #60

    Today, we're sharing our bad parenting stories. As usual, stories are submitted by the audience, and the best story of the day wins a cash prize. Pay attention to see if you won.


    Win on a future episode:

    1. Share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/zS3pv2g6

    2. Comment below: What is your bad parenting story?


    Chapters

    00:00 Today's prompt

    07:55 Story 1 - Black Womened

    12:13 Story 2 - Flour Balls

    19:43 Story 3 - Dad Porn

    25:04 Story 4 - Roof Fall, Dad Fight

    32:29 Story 5 - Plugs

    38:26 Story 6 - Godparent for lovin'

    44:57 Story 7 - Don't care about adult kids

    53:10 Story 8 - Naked Parole

    58:00 Story 9 - Dad Mower

    59:53 - Story of the Day

    1:03:42 - How to Win In The Future

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Most Embarrassing Food Stories | Dark Mode #59

    Today we're sharing our most embarrassing food stories. As usual stories are submitted by the audience and the best story of the day wins a cash prize. Pay attention to see if you won.


    Win on a future episode:

    1. share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/TjwNAQjK
    2. Comment below: what is your most embarrassing food story?
    Chapters
    00:00 Today's prompt
    01:04 Story 1 - Alligator Children
    05:45 Story 2 - KFC Gas
    10:24 Story 3 - Hitchhiking Mishap
    15:06 Story 4 - Toilet Water
    20:13 Story 5 - Blockbuster Bustin'
    26:18 - A Very Special Surprise
    31:51 Story 6 - Homeless and Deaf
    45:11 Story 7 - Head Waitress
    50:54 Story 8 - Banana Cop
    1:04:20 Story of the Day
    1:06:30 How to Win In The Future

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Skills You Should Have By Now

    Today's story prompt is "skills you should have by now" or "things you should be better at, but aren't." Win on a future show1. share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/PDG5dYAa2. Comment below: what is a skill you should have by now?


    00:00 - Intro: Frosty Prizes & Co-Hosts Introduced

    00:17 - Story Prompt: Skills You Should Have by Now

    00:41 - Submission 1: Parking Problems & Passive Driving

    05:47 - Submission 2: Social Media Ex-Stalking & Real Estate Flippers

    10:05 - Deep Dive: Insecurities, Alphas & Beta Content

    17:11 - Submission 3: Grandma Hates Babysitting

    20:35 - Parenting, Dairy Drama & The Fiber Plug

    26:05 - Submission 4: Bald Guys Named Steve

    27:14 - Submission 5: Tech Troubles & Button Mashing

    30:14 - Submission 6: Dirty Talk Gone Wrong

    34:33 - Submission 7: The Curse of Being Too Interesting

    38:00 - Submission 8: High Income, Low Cash

    42:50 - The Winner Revealed: Savage Grandma Rant

    45:05 - Story Authors Unmasked (Plot Twist!)

    48:00 - Wrap-Up: Submit Your Story & Win Prizes

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    59 min
  • You Know You're Getting Old When... | Dark Mode Ep. 57

    How do you know when you're old. We've got the best aging stories from our audience. Only one can be the winner.

    Win on a future episode:
    1. share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/bypYJQhf
    2. Comment below: what is the nastiest thing you eat on a regular basis?
    Chapters
    00:00 Intro & Relationship Advice
    01:00 You know you're getting old when...
    25:47 Story time (every story we use wins something)
    01:07:36 Casey is a slob and how to win next time

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    1 hr 13 min
  • The Most Annoying Health Advice You've Ever Gotten | Dark Mode Ep. 56

    This week's prompts:

    What is the most annoying health advice you've ever gotten?
    What is something that made you say, "that's what I get for trying"
    Share your story to win on a future episode in three ways:
    1. share your story here: https://form.typeform.com/to/PDG5dYAa
    2. Comment below: If I could talk to my younger self, I would lie to them about ___
    3. Comment below: what is something you wish you could unlearn or unsee?
    Chapters
    00:00 - Intro: Bribing Viewers for Engagement
    00:23 - Meet the Hosts
    01:49 - How to Win Cash and Prizes from Dark Mode
    02:57 - Fill-in-the-Blank Prompt: “Most Annoying Health Advice”
    03:16 - Entry #1: “Drink More Water” – Am I a Camel?
    04:42 - Entry #2: “You Should Have Kids Soon” – Thanks, Doc
    06:32 - Entry #3: “Chew Slower” – Socially Ruined Forever
    08:24 - Entry #4: “Sleep 8 Hours” – But I'm Binging *Severance*
    11:56 - Sleep Health Confessions: Trash Pandas Unite
    14:50 - ADHD Night Routines: Triple-Screen Madness
    20:28 - Sunscreen Trauma & Stepparent Fails
    21:46 - Legal Note: Liv Pleads the Fifth
    23:25 - Entry #5: “Eat Less Carbs” – But I NEED Carbs
    26:13 - Segment 2 Intro: Story Prompt Game Begins!
    28:21 - Story #1: Jogging Disaster, Period, and Yellow Lulu’s
    32:15 - Story #2: Slippery Elm Tea & Pooping at Work
    35:20 - Story #3: Bad Online Therapy & Monthly Payments
    36:48 - Story #4: Stray Dog, Torn Calf & Viral TikTok Fall
    39:55 - Story #5: Lady Viagra as a Gift – “Thoughtful?”
    42:10 - Story #6: Kombucha Vomit in the Lecture Hall
    44:29 - Story #7: Standing Desk Injury – Back Blown on Day 5
    46:30 - Final Rankings & Audience Winners
    51:40 - Outro: Prizes, Emails & How To Win $$
    52:23 - Next Prompts: “What You’d Lie to Your Younger Self About” & “Something You Wish You Could Unlearn”
    58:23 - Buh-Bye Now

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Business Ideas Inspired by Theo Von Clips

    Casey and John are coming up with ad ideas and business ideas based on Theo Von clips.


    This was a tough one, but I think we got some good ideas out of it.


    Chapters

    00:00:00 Intro

    00:00:25 Theo Clip 1 - Hot Tub Frisbee

    00:01:26 Ad & Business Ideas Based on Hot Tub Frisbee

    00:11:22 Theo Clip 2 - Cracker Barrel Baptism ft. Shane Gillis

    00:12:22 Ad & Business Ideas Based on Cracker Barrel Baptism

    00:20:17 Theo Clip 3 - How Far Can People See?

    00:21:00 Ad & Business Ideas Based on How Far Can People See

    00:27:52 Theo Clip 4 - Porches

    00:28:35 Ad & Business Ideas Based on Porches

    0038:27 Theo Clip 5 - Largest Pomeranian ft. Nikki Glaser

    00:38:43 Ad & Business Ideas Based on Largest Pomeranian

    00:49:45 Theo Clip 6 - Pigeons

    00:50:45 Ad & Business Ideas Based on Pigeons

    00:56:57 Theo Clip 7 - Kids Sports Refs ft. Shane Gillis

    00:58:25 Ad & Business Ideas Based on Kids Sports Refs

    01:02:34 Theo Clip 9 - Mariners Hat

    01:03:32 Business Idea Based on Mariners Hat

    01:08:40 Byyyeee

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Pete Holmes is Making Me $1,000,000 (Business Ideas from Pete Holmes Clips)

    I'm Giving away tickets to see Pete Holmes!


    Three different people will win two tickets. Watch the video for details on how to win.


    In the spirit of the Pete Holmes giveaway, Pete Holmes is going to make us money today.


    We're pitching business and money making ideas based on Pete Holmes clips.


    Chapters

    00:00:00 Gay for Gosling

    00:00:28 Pete Holmes Giveaway Details (Win Tickets Part 1)

    00:01:59 Pete Holmes Clip: Batman Asking Cyborg for a Favor

    00:03:22 What Would You Do With an Unalive Person's Nudes?

    00:04:40 Money Making Ideas from The Batman Clip

    00:25:53 Pete Holmes Clip: Soft Body / Hard Body

    00:27:35 Money Making Ideas from Soft Body / Hard Body

    00:44:07 Pete Holmes Clip: McDonalds Party

    00:45:10 McDonalds Party Money Making Ideas

    00:55:28 Pete Holmes Clip: Cool Ranch Doritos

    00:56:27 Cool Ranch Doritos Money Making Ideas

    01:05:39 Win Tickets Part 3

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Content Ideas: Zyn Nicotine, How Ikea Was Invented, Sleep Masks, and Paramotors

    Today we're pitching content ideas based on listener questions.


    We're talking Zyn, Ikea, Sleep Masks, and Paramotors.


    Chapters

    00:00 Zyn Teaser

    00:36 Today's Guests

    02:15 Zyn is on a Mission to Take Over The World

    12:10 Zyn for women

    14:46 Mega Sleep Masks

    28:40 Paramotors

    39:09 Find us!


    Today's guests:


    Adam Jay:  @adamjaycomedy  on YouTube and Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/adamjaycomedy/


    Nathan Daggett: @dadboddemigod on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/dadboddemigod/


    Zac Allen:  @zacfrommontana  on YouTube and Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/zacfrommontana/

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    43 min
  • Content Ideas: Amalfi Jets, Custom Jewelries, BrickHouse Nutrition, Kinetic Coffee Tables

    Can TikTok really help sell private jets? Spoiler: It’s not only possible, but it might also be one of the smartest moves in luxury marketing today.


    Join Nathan Daggett (Director of Advertising at Live Bearded), Adam Jay (Stand-Up Comedian, Content Creator, and Sports Bettor), and Zac Allen (Comedian and Former Meta Ad Rep) as we dive into the fascinating crossover of comedy, marketing, and high-ticket sales. We’ll uncover how TikTok’s algorithm and viral culture are redefining how luxury products, like private jets, find their buyers.


    Get ready for hot takes on turning snooty customer interactions into relatable content, why viral drama sells, and the surprising ROI of making wealthy audiences laugh.


    Tune in now to discover how luxury marketing meets comedy. Dark Mode with John Coyle — Content Ideas: Douchebag, Brass Knuckle, Colin x Amalfi Jet, BrickHouse Nutrition


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    42 min

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