Dark Mode with John Coyle

We went down the TikTok rabbit hole and found way too much chaos. From a DoorDash driver’s shocking story to the most unhinged Thai snack ad you’ll ever see — nothing was off-limits this episode.

We also react to a subway handshake theory, 30-year-old roommates mic’d up, and one guy who eats only giant hot dogs in a day (yes, really). Stick around for the carnivore diet confession at the end — it’s wild.

00:00 Door Dash driver that was SA'd

39:20 Only Thai Ads can Peak Madness: Snack Jack

43:55 Subway Take: Consolidate Handshake

51:05 30-Year-Old Roommates Mic'd Up

54:02 What I Eat In a Day as a CisMale (giant hotdogs the entire day)

55:17 Carnivore Diet Changed my Life

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We watched a robot try to do improv — and it was way better (and stranger) than we expected. The AI actually delivered some sharp punchlines, wild timing, and a few moments that genuinely broke us 🤖😂

Stick around till the end for our full reaction, and tell us in the comments — do you think AI could ever replace human comedians?

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We’re reacting to the hilarious and unexpected crossover between Caleb Hammer and Theo Von! Watch as two totally different worlds collide in this podcast moment — finance meets comedy, logic meets chaos. Grab your popcorn and join the conversation in the comments!

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They tried filming short-form videos for every product in one sitting — from Dr Pepper Blackberry to Nerdy Nuts. Things quickly went off the rails, and somehow we ended up talking about an affiliate who made $1 million on TikTok. Root Labs, Ball Wash, Goli, Dad Gang — it’s chaos, caffeine, and content creation in real time.

00:00 Intro

13:47 49ers Jersey

18:13 Dr Pepper Blackberry

33:41 Root Labs

45:40 Neuro Gum

1:02:24 Triple Threat

1:22:21 Dad Gang

1:30:41 Sack Spray and Ball Wash

1:37:36 Goli Ashwaganda

1:47:59 Nerdy Nuts

2:09:00 Outro

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We challenged ourselves to turn a pile of random products into $10,000 worth of content—in just 74 minutes. No reshoots, no perfectionism—just fast ideas and faster filming. From cold meds to dog treats, we concepted, shot, and edited on the fly. Things got spicy (literally).

00:00 Intro

00:40 Nyquill

06:18 Root Labs

12:29 Spice Supreme Crushed Red Pepper

28:11 Brick

34:47 Bed Head Matte Separation

45:37 Neuro Gum

55:23 Goli

1:04:02 Royo

1:11:20 Pup-peroni

1:14:29 Outro

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We gave ourselves just 89 minutes to make viral videos for 10 products—what could go wrong? From protein coffee to men's grooming to someone literally eating deodorant, chaos was guaranteed. Watch us race the clock to concept, film, and deliver under pressure.

00:00 Price Sniper

05:42 Joyburst Protein Coffee

13:08 Hot Wave Arm Trainer

17:30 Hims

25:43 Waterboy

33:19 Clutch

39:47 Royo

50:50 Dove Men

1:04:28 NeuroGum

1:17:50 Equate

1:23:40 Outro

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From fast-food mascots to shady cartoon characters, we’re blindly ranking everything your inner child (and chaotic adult) cares about. We also decide which NBA players would make the best roommates and revisit the childhood snacks that still live rent-free in our hearts. Stick around ‘til the end to find out how to win $435—yes, there’s cash involved.

00:00 Intro

01:37 Blind Rank Fast-Food Mascots

04:24 Blind Rank NBA Players by How Good a Hypothetical Roommate They'd Be

15:58 Blind Rank Cartoon Characters Based on Shadiness

29:08 Blind Rank Childhood Snacks Based on Nostalgia

47:50 How to Win?

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We ranked Gen Z boy names without knowing them. Toss in euphemisms, bad habits, and a $477 giveaway, and yeah… it got weird fast. Watch, judge us, win cash.

00: 00 Intro

01: 44 Game #1 Blind Rank Euphimisms for Sex

12: 10 Topic #1 How Long Would You Go Without Showering If You Make $100,000 For Every Day You Didn't Shower?

24: 21 Game #2 Blind Rank Gen Z Boy Names

34: 22 Topic #2 How Many Times Can You Wear This Article Of Clothing Without Washing?

48: 07 How to win $477?

48: 48 Game #3 Blind Rank Bad Habits

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We’re serving chaos, opinions, and unexpected rankings in this episode! From blindly ranking reality TV shows, sandwiches, and iconic Black actors to guessing the top 5 male ethnicities women find most attractive—things get spicy fast. Want to win $371? Watch closely! All the mechanics are explained in the episode. Follow the steps, drop a comment, and you just might take the prize.

00: 00 Intro

01: 30 Game #1 Blind Rank Reality TV Shows

13: 40 Game #2 Blind Rank Sandwiches

25: 50 Game #3 Blind Rank Best Black Actors

34: 22 Game #4 Guess the Top 5 Male Ethnicities According to Women

52: 06 How to win $371?

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In this episode, we’re putting our instincts to the test with a lineup of chaotic games—blind ranking sick day excuses, movie quotes, and basketball fan bases, plus a few surprise rounds you won’t see coming. It’s fast, funny, and full of hot takes. Watch till the end for your chance to win $420 just by commenting.

00: 00 Intro

00: 50 Game #1 Blind Rank your Children

01: 56 Game #2 Blind Rank Excuses in Calling In Sick at Work

09: 54 Game #3 You get $1M but you can only eat food that starts with "B"

18: 03 Game #4 Blind Rank 5 Movie Quotes according to Iconic-ness

27: 34 Game #5 Which has more?

43: 45 Game #6 Blink Rank Fan Bases of Basketball Teams

50:54 How to win $420?

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