Dave's Video Graveyard

On this week's episode Dave and Paul become the first podcast ever to cover Die Hard at Christmas time, Dave makes his convoluted case for Die Hard being an Easter film and Paul continues his love letter to the late great Alan Rickman.

Also if Die Hard isn't a Christmas film why did Dave find erotic fiction featuring Hans Gruber, Krampus and Santa?

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In this week's episode Dave and Paul bust out some Bryan Adams, decide not to even attempt an English accent and hop on a horse down to Sherwood Forest and watch Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.  While there they swoon over the late Alan Rickman's performance, do the exact opposite about Christian Slater's potrayal of Will Scarlett, Dave bitches about how long the movie is (a lot) and Paul's heart breaks when he learns Kevin Costner might not be the person he thought he was. Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected]. 

In this week's episode Dave and Paul talk about the very of its era 1994 movie True Lies. They discuss watching the movie through 2018 eyes, how much of a douchebag Tom Arnold is (spoiler alert....pretty big), the hilarity of Schwarzenegger going undercover, whether blowtorches work underwater, THAT Jamie Lee Curtis scene, the versatility of Bill Paxton and so much more. Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected].

In this week's episode Dave and Paul talk about possibly the most perfect action movie ever made....Face/Off.
They talk crazy old Nicholas Cage, the weird face touch of Archer family, Tom Jane pops up much Dave's delight, the fact that 75% of this film is in slow motion and how the movie holds up today (surprisingly well!). Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected].

In this week's episode Dave and Paul follow the trail of Reece's Pieces and talk about the ultimate childhood movie....E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. The talk about Spielberg making the movie, Paul crying, swoon over John Williams (again), Paul crying and discuss the legacy of another Spielberg blockbuster....and Paul crying. Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected]

In this week's episode Dave and Paul have enjoyable adventure being pursued in kitchens by Velociraptors, dodging Dilophosaurus spit and witnessing dinosaur erotica involving a Gallimimus in Jurassic Park. They then continue on with a sub par adventure involving dodgy cgi Stegosaurus, an unecessary gymnastics display and even more unecessary trip to San Diego in The Lost World. Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected]. 

This week's episode belongs in a museum! Dave and Paul jump on trains, crawl through catacombs, storm Austrian castles and take a Leap of Faith to talk about Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. They chat about the behind the scenes documentary, Paul swoons over Harrison Ford an awful lot, lots of bad Sean Connery impressions, an over use of a TISM song and, thankfully, no erotica this time. Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected]. 

In today's episode the boys bid farewell and adieu to Spanish ladies, get a bigger boat and talk about a little known film from 1975 called Jaws. They talk the pros and cons of Dreyfuss, the legendary drinking of Robert Shaw,  Deep Blue Sea crossover (of course), bits from the novel the film left out and Dave regales us once again with some erotica. Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected].

In this week's episode Dave and Paul try and outdo each other again with their Shitemare selections. We kick things off with Bordello of Blood easily the crappest selection from Dave since the notorious Double Dragon episode. They talk Tales From the Crypt, the tyranny of Dennis Miller and why nobody wanted to be friends with Corey Feldman. Not to be outdone, Paul picks one of his favourites and everybody else's most hated installment of the Halloween franchise...Halloween The Curse of Michael Myers. They talk the theatrical cut vs the producers cut, a little known actor named Paul Rudd and two of the worst characters in slasher movie history. Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected]. 

Doll sex, nu-metal, John Ritter, Jessica Alba, Dexter from The Offspring getting his scalp ripped off by a disembodied hand....this episode truly has it all. Bride of Chucky and Idle Hands are the quintessential late 90's stoner, horror comedy flicks and they mostly hold up.....mostly. Also both movies were made for $25 million but only one made its money back....guess which one?
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