Dave's Video Graveyard

This episode definitely starts off with the worst of the best as Dave and Paul talk 1998's John Carpenter's Vampires. They talk about James Woods forehead, casting the worst Baldwin and find four or fives things about this film that are actually good (spoiler alert, the ending isn't one if them). Then they stay in 1998 to gush over the creature feature that is Deep Rising. They once again pay their respects to Hollywood Pictures, try and think of another film Treat Williams is in and try and take control of Dave's
......admiration?....of Famke Jensen.  All this plus several unecessary Mortal Kombat references and Mandolorian talk.
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This week our hosts find a mysterious arcade machine and wish that they were informative and funny....it didn't work so the just talked about the 1988 movie Big for an hour. They talk about giant keyboards, Penny Marshall, try and contain their Hanks boner, the unappreciated David Moscow and, of course, whether or not Josh and Susan got...it....on. Listen to us on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected] 

Today our hosts don their lifejackets, get into a rickety boat, somehow be equipped with military grade firearms and go hunting for crocodiles when they, literally, deep dive into 1999's Lake Placid. They will talk love for Bridgette Fonda, the miscasting of Bill Pullman, gush over Oliver Platt, gush harder over Betty White and once again dabble into the dangerously sexy world of erotic fan fiction. Get it on iTunes or wherever you git dem pods at. Email us with suggestions, Paul's fan mail and Dave's hate mail to davesvideograveyard@gmail,com or stalk us on Facebook and Instragram. 

Today our hosts travel to the arctic, drill a big ol hole, find a pyramid and witness one of the worst cinematic anti-climaxes in history....Alien vs Predator. They discuss how long it took to get this movie made, the B-movie cast, gush over Colin Salmon and indulge in some Predator erotic fiction (no, not that kind!!!). Check us out on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook or Instagram or send us your sweet nothings at [email protected]

Today the boys head to the world of neurotic hitmen, high school reunions and unfortunately Jeremy Piven and take a look at the 1996 classic....Grosse Pointe Blank. They also talk about a very un-romantic episode from Paul's past, the over the top cool of John Cusack, the amazing Alan Arkin and how the Violent Femme's 'Blister in the Sun' nearly got Dave kicked off the radio. Check us out on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook and Instagram or drop us a line a [email protected] 

Today Paul finally succumbs to Dave's pressure (and contractual obligation) and finally sits down to talk about the 2010 Herculean box office flop.....MacGruber. They talk about a palatable Ryan Phillippe, the celery bit, ripped throats, Saturday Night Live, homophobia, Kristen Wiig, the genius of Will Forte and then again about the celery bit. Check us out on itunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Stalk us on Facebook and Instagram. 

Today our hosts don their spandex suits and take a rocket powered bobsled into the 1987 classic (?) Running Man. They talk about shitty catchphrases, the fact that Richard Dawson was essentially playing himself (a dick) and ponder how far away we are from an actual Running Man to be the next hit show of 2018. Check us out on itunes or wherever you get your podcasts. Drop us a line at [email protected] or check us out on Facebook and Instagram. 

Today our hosts head back to mid 90's San Francisco, order an extra large coffee (Hello) and revisit So I Married An Axe Murderer. They talk about Mike Myers performance of both Charlie and his very Scottish father, gush about Alan Arkin (again), gush about Phil Hartman (again) and imagine a world where this film and Michael Bay's The Rock exist in the same universe. Send your emails to [email protected] or comw stalk us on Instagram and Facebook. 

In today's episode our hosts make their way down to The Hive and battle the zombie hordes of Resident Evil. They discuss freeze frames of certain parts of the movie, the invincibility of Michelle Rodriguez and the film's place in zombie movie history. You're all going to die down here....except Michelle Rodriguez. Check us out on itunes or wherever you get your podcasts.