On today's episode, Brent and H. Alan attempt to calm Eliot after his visceral reaction to a story in the New York Times about a very rich, politically active married gay couple in Manhattan who have become full-fledged, MAGA hat-wearing Trump supporters: when, how, and UGH WHYYY? Then, Fresh off the Boat writer and shame-filled Australian David Smithyman talks to the guys about the enigma of the gay nightlife industry, including the unintentionally hilarious jibberish used by party promoters to seduce (and confuse?) potential partygoers to venues like Club Toilet, a real place. And the guys talk parenthood: who wants kids, how soon, and, also, vaginally?

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