David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Middle Aged Dad Jam Band) stops by as Randy explains how an exotic cat got rescued from a tree in Ohio and tested positive for cocaine, Jason warns against trying to rob a bank with a Nerf gun, and Daniel describes a runner that lost a race because his penis kept falling out, and so much more!

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